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    Jasmine Surve

    Smart Santa...................

    Santa comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, what's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Santa. Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike. Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart; empty them out and find nothing in them but sand. He detains the Santa overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the Santa, puts the sand into new bags, heaves them on to the Santa's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
    A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?
    'Sand,' says the Santa. Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Santa, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
    Finally, the Santa, doesn't show up and one day and the guard meet him in a 'dhaba' in Islamabad. 'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'
    The Santa, sips his Lassi and says, 'bikes'. . . . . . . . . . . .

  2. #2
    very funny

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    Nice 1 Jasmine, but I think it's a repost....


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    yes it is a repost
    but nice one..

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