Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnge?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody
Will b there.............
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for
Filling up. U know y?
FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".