Jokes

Muffy · Commodore Joined: 19 Sep 2008 Posts: 681

An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand, and one missing eye goes into a bar. The sailor sitting next to him says, "You're really in bad shape. What happened to your leg?"

"I fell overboard," says the Captain, "and before my mates could pull me aboard, a shark bit it off."

"Terrible," says the sailor. "And what happened to your hand?"

"We attacked a man-o'-war," says the Captain, "and one of the attackees chopped it off with a saber."

"Awful," says the sailor. "And how did you lose your eye?"

"Seagull droppings," says the Captain.

"Amazing," says the sailor. "I didn't know seagull droppings could put your eye out."
"Can't," says the Captain. "But it was my first day with the hook."

Candid · Posted: November 03 2008 Post subject:

hahahahahhahahaah

revanth.crazy · Posted: November 03 2008 Post subject:

hahahaha...good one.....

Haily · NK Commander Joined: 22 Jul 2007 Posts: 2971

lolzzz omg more than year ago my sis told me this joke...its sooo funny...

sunnyajmal · V I P Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 8649 Location: Hearts

ahhaahahah...

sveetzara · V I P Joined: 10 Apr 2008 Posts: 9927 Location: US

i didnt get tha last sentence

Haily · NK Commander Joined: 22 Jul 2007 Posts: 2971

he was soo stupid that he forgot that he doesnt have a hand he had a hook..so he did that to himself....

sveetzara · V I P Joined: 10 Apr 2008 Posts: 9927 Location: US

what he did...was he feeling his eye itchy?

Candid · Posted: November 21 2008 Post subject:

ya dear just laugh
hahahahahahahah

Haily · NK Commander Joined: 22 Jul 2007 Posts: 2971

mm yea the the bird pooped on him...

Candid · Posted: November 21 2008 Post subject:

Haily became Brilliant
hhahahahhahaha

Haily · NK Commander Joined: 22 Jul 2007 Posts: 2971

hey i always was...today ur brain opened and u realized that im.....

Candid · Posted: November 21 2008 Post subject:

ohh shit i was joking and u took it seriously
hahahahhah

Haily · NK Commander Joined: 22 Jul 2007 Posts: 2971

be qutie married guy........lol

sunnyajmal · V I P Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 8649 Location: Hearts

hey haily, he has only one wife yar... so its no problem....

Jokes

The old sea captain