Jokes

sabercool · Posted: August 20 2008 Post subject: similarity

What's the similarity between
Marriage and 11:59pm ?
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It's Simple
Dono k baad
12 bajte hai aur din badal Jate Hai

sabercool · Posted: August 20 2008 Post subject: dangerous weapon

Two dangerous weapons in d world other than nuclear bombs r -
1) a girl's SMILE
&
2) a girl's TEAR
both can make a man to do anything

shainee · Posted: August 21 2008 Post subject:

don't get the 1st one ...

the second joke.. well.. well.. are u saying men are so weak species?? ..I don't agree..

sveetzara · V I P Joined: 10 Apr 2008 Posts: 9126 Location: US

hmmm i agree wid u shainee..... but the 1st 1 says that after 11:59 and after geting married.... the clock (of life too) stuck of 12:00 a.m and after both ofthem there is a new day....i thinkso