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fine-future · Petty Officer 1st Class Joined: 29 May 2008 Posts: 52

Rina: what is the difference between boys & girls? Seema-
Boys are naughty, we are beauty, they've chest, we are breast. Rina-
They've night falls, we've 2 big balls,they've a big pole,we've a big hole.
Seema : They can fuck' we can suck. They are brilliant' we are pregnant
and at last we are "LOVERS" They R "FUCKERS"

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko
Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa
Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,

Well Played, Well Played (Wah..Wah..)

Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.

Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Zindagi se wafa hamne bhi ki hain bahot par
Gamon ke siva aur kuch mila bhi to nahi,
Ek tujhko pakar bahut khush tha main ,
Par sath tera manzil tak mila bhi to nahi...

Kafan se mat dhako mere is chehre ko,
Mujhe aadat hai muskuraane ki ...
Mat Dafnaao muzhe Kabarr me,
Mujhe ab bhi umeed hai kisi ke aane ki "

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai

Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai

Nonsense! Yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Khushbo sy hwaon sy B milty nhi kuch log
Mosam ki Adaon sy B milty nahi kuch log
Mil jaen tu jewan ko saja dety han lakin
Bichryn tu duaon sy B mlty ni kuch log

1.)Maid: What do you want, sir?
Visitor: I want to see your master.
Maid: What’s your business, please?
Visitor: There is a bill...
Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village...
Visitor: Which I have to pay him...
Maid: And he returned this morning.

1- Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please

srimayee94 · Posted: June 04 2008 Post subject:

they r too cool. and the shayiris are superb

Sms Collection

part 2 new sms 4 pakis and indian ;)