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Muffy · Commodore Joined: 19 Sep 2008 Posts: 681

An elderly couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering
things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells
them that they're physically okay but they might want to start writing
things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the
old man gets up from his chair.

His wife asks, "Where are you going?"

"To the kitchen," he replies.

"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

"Sure."

"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.

"No, I can remember it."

"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down
because you know you'll forget it."

He says, "I can remember that: You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries!"

"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd
better write it down!" she retorts.

Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!
Leave me alone: Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream – I’ve got
it, for goodness sake!"

Then he grumbles his way into the kitchen. After twenty minutes the old man
returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment and then asks, "Where's my toast?"

Candid · Posted: November 11 2008 Post subject:

Where is the jokes
i shd write it down
hahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahha

sunnyajmal · V I P Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 8649 Location: Hearts

hahahahah...

jojo_patty · Posted: November 12 2008 Post subject:

Good one

sunnyajmal · V I P Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 8649 Location: Hearts

wu tu hai he...

sveetzara · V I P Joined: 10 Apr 2008 Posts: 9927 Location: US

hahahahaha.... lolz..... roflz......... heheheheheeeehehehhehehehe

Candid · Posted: November 13 2008 Post subject:

Beware she is gone mad
not stopping her Laugh...............LOLS

Rastha · Lieutenant Joined: 06 Nov 2008 Posts: 217

Ha Ha Haaaa
Nice post

sabercool · Admiral Joined: 16 Feb 2008 Posts: 1613 Location: India

nice.......................

sunnyajmal · V I P Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 8649 Location: Hearts

Haily · NK Commander Joined: 22 Jul 2007 Posts: 2985

lolzzzz by the way do u guys know who are these old couples..its candid and his monkey wife.....candid just doesnt remember that he is that old.....jk jk...lol....

sunnyajmal · V I P Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 8649 Location: Hearts

hahhah... i think she is zara and her....lolz

Haily · NK Commander Joined: 22 Jul 2007 Posts: 2985

wht.....wht do u mean she is zara and her?

Candid · Posted: November 17 2008 Post subject:

why u think that i forget
oh i c i had not called u for last days so telling that i forgot
ok now i will write

Haily is a monkey
now i have written so will not forget

sveetzara · V I P Joined: 10 Apr 2008 Posts: 9927 Location: US

sunny u had better shutup... otherwise i m gonna tell them who they were infact..... hehehehe

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