Jokes

Varun_Abhi · Master Warrant Officer Joined: 20 Nov 2008 Posts: 91

Getting married is very much like going to a
restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and
then when you see what the other person has, you wish
you had ordered that.
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Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we
do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs.
Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or
being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such
beautiful things as women and then he turns them into
Wives!
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A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A
man, who surrenders when not sure, is Wise. A man, who
surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
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If u r married please ignore this msg., for everyone
else: Happy
Independence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about
something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep
before you finish.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage.
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Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Take vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel
kare aur agar
Nark jaye to homely feel kare..
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Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding
?
To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R
Dead!
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Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every
mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every
neighbour has it
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man,
The Master of
Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other
side, sir.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or
cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury
the ash.