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Haily
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 Posted: November 10 2008 Post subject: just for CANDID |
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Candid: "Haven't we met before?"
HAILY: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
CANDID: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
HAILY: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
CANDID: "Is this seat empty?"
HAILY: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
CANDID: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
HAILY: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
CANDID: "Your place or mine?"
HAILY: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
CANDID: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
HAILY: "It's in the phone book."
CANDID: "But I don't know your name."
HAILY: "That's in the phone book too."
CANDID: "So what do you do for a living?"
HAILY: "I'm a female impersonator."
CANDID: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
HAILY: "Do not Enter"
CANDID: "I know how to please a woman."
HAILY: "Then please leave me alone."
CANDID: "I want to give myself to you."
HAILY: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
CANDID: "I'd go through anything for you."
HAILY: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
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Muffy
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I've read this before, but I still love it coz the names you replaced are apt for the conversation. LOL!!!
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Haily
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lol i kno..i've heard it before too, but i actually searched for this....i replaced the names to get at candid..lol
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Rastha
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Nice Conversation.
The problem is wnere is Candid
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Muffy
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Candid
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| Posted: November 11 2008 Post subject: Re: just for CANDID |
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Candid Hazir HAi
I was out of town for two days
ppl thought he ran away and commented so much on me that i have to think before posting the reply
I am back dear
Dont shout
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Candid: "Haven't we met before?"
HAILY: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Candid: "Oh i see, i was there with ur BF"
CANDID: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
HAILY: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Candid: "That was the first mistake in my Life"
CANDID: "Is this seat empty?"
HAILY: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Candid: "U need so much space to sit then u can sit alone"
CANDID: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
HAILY: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Candid: "yah rite, U can fit below that"
CANDID: "Your place or mine?"
HAILY: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Candid: "Thanks I am happy u selected to go to urs or else my neighbour will be afraid"
CANDID: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
HAILY: "It's in the phone book."
Candid: "I have searched but which mental hospital do u stay"
CANDID: "But I don't know your name."
HAILY: "That's in the phone book too."
Candid: "First i shd know the Mental Hospital Name"
CANDID: "So what do you do for a living?"
HAILY: "I'm a female impersonator."
Candid: "Thanks God i am Male"
CANDID: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
HAILY: "Do not Enter"
Candid: "There is no such Sign written on ur Face"
CANDID: "I know how to please a woman."
HAILY: "Then please leave me alone."
Candid: "Hey i said A Woman not u"
CANDID: "I want to give myself to you."
HAILY: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Candid: "Fact is U dont deserve it"
CANDID: "I'd go through anything for you."
HAILY: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Candid: "I am Already Bankcrupt" |
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Haily
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lolzzz nice one candid..but im sooo mad at you.. , im gonna pm u and yell at u like crazy...i cant blv u..why do u still think like that, if i've told u many many many times. Why ru saying that this makes me mad, or ur other post makes me mad..u kno wht made me mad the fact that u said that, the fact that u said sorry to me..i felt like STRANGLING you..i dont kno why..i read it this morning, and i just had a bad day..i was like i can t blv him that he is saying this to me...u kno wht i think that shows that u dont want me to joke around any more..infact its just not u..few other members have been the same...sometimes they dont get my joke, thinking im serious, or they think their joke makes me mad..or i dont kno..u kno wht im just gonna STOP coming here...
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Haily
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and one more thing ur other post didnt even make me mad..infact it made me laugh like crazy..i showed it to my bro, and then last nite i went to my uncle house and i showed it to my cousine and we were laughing at it like crazy...and i was like isnt he just good at making fun of me..its amazing i love reading it...i read it over soo many times, cuz it makes me laugh soo much..so wanting to do the same to u..stupied me went online found this and replaced our names with it..u kno i think im sorry just thinking that i can joke around like this...
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Haily
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yea im not gonna come anymore..well atleast for a while....im jsut sooo mad, i dont kno why....
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Haily
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| Posted: November 12 2008 Post subject: |
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im not gonna pm u anymore..i practically said everything in here....
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