Jokes

Terminator · Guest

Hii iam starting this thread for posting jokes...
if some1 has to share his/her collection u r free to do so....

This Thread Will Be Updated Regularly...So Keep In Touch

Terminator · Guest

1.)Maid: What do you want, sir?
Visitor: I want to see your master.
Maid: What’s your business, please?
Visitor: There is a bill...
Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village...
Visitor: Which I have to pay him...
Maid: And he returned this morning.

Terminator · Guest

2.)Two terrorists were driving to the location where they intended to plant a
bomb, which one of them had in his lap.

Drive a little faster, the bomb may go off any minute,. said the man carrying
the explosive.

Don.t worry, the driver assured him, we have got a spare one in the boot.

Terminator · Guest

hey no reply....

doesn't any1 care for good work here?....

forumadmin · Admin Joined: 05 Nov 2006 Posts: 721

good work buddy Smile

am_alive · Guest

Really very very nice joke terminator

Terminator · Guest

more coming soon..

Terminator · Guest

3.)A man was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly emerged from behind, sirens blaring. Thinking he'd out pace the cop, the
man pushed his accelerator to the floor. His car speed rose to sixty, then seventy, eighty, and ninety. Finally, the man thought, what the heck, and
pulled over, ready to receive a speeding ticket.

The police officer got out, leaned over the man and said: .Listen, Mister, I have had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good
excuse and I'll let you go..

The man thought for a moment and said: .Three weeks ago my wife ran off
with a police officer. When I saw your car in my mirror, I thought you were
that officer and were trying to give her back to me...

am_alive · Guest

Nice terminator why you have continued here only some members won't see na

Terminator · Guest

i will think abt it.

nero@ngelo · Guest

Q. What's a light-year??

A.The same as a regular year only with less calories!!!

Q. Why did Uranus move?

A. Coz Saturn was too bright!!!

Q. Why did Venus get an A.C.??

A. Coz Mercury moved in!!

Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to the moon?

A. He was looking for pluto
There ya go m8

Terminator · Guest

gr8 man.
Thanks.

Terminator · Guest

4.) two sardars were going through a jungle, after some time a lion comes just ahead of them growling.

one of the sardar quickly throws some sand into the lions eyes and starts running.

the second sardar was still standing seeing which the first one replied RUN IDIOT RUN.

in reply to the above statement the second sardar shouted. "MEIN KYU BHAGU MITTI TO TUUNE DAALI HAI".

LOL.

atif · Posted: July 05 2007 Post subject:

gOOd

Terminator · Guest

Thanks all for ur reply.
Hey ATIF this is ur first reply here on nidokidos i believe and thanks for replying man.

THANKS TO ALL. MORE JOKES COMING SOON.

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