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Terminator
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5.) Santa made a phone call and he said: Is it 3716120?
The reply came: No, it is 3716121
Santa: No problem, Please call Banta from next door. |
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Terminator
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6.) Santa is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
I am only following the instructions - ANSWER IN BRIEF. |
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7.) Santa stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"
"Yes, Sir ?" said the librarian looking up at him.
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
Puzzled by his complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said Santa.
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book." |
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Terminator
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| Posted: July 18 2007 Post subject: |
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8.) Banta saw an exhausted Santa running up to him.
"What happened to you Santa?"
"There was this nasty big bull in my street that nearly killed me today."
"Oh really, what happened?"
"I was just walking quietly wearing this red shirt, when the animal came charging at me like a locomotive! He almost got me!"
"So, how`d you get away?"
"Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."
"That"s scary. If it`d been me, I would probably have shit all over the place."
"Oye! I DID! What do you think the bull was slipping on ?" |
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9.) Santa and his girlfriend were driving along one day. He noticed that she kept looking at him and smiling. Then she leaned over and whispered in Santa`s ear, "Can you drive using only one hand?"
"I sure can" Santa grinned, thinking his luck was in.
"Good!" she said, "Then wipe your nose; it`s running!" |
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drkrmdesai
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| Posted: July 18 2007 Post subject: Hi |
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Good joke  |
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Terminator
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| Posted: July 18 2007 Post subject: |
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| Thanks. More Coming Soon. |
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10.) Q: Why did a sardar bury his driver's license?
A: Because it had expired!
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11.) A little boy asked his mother, "Mummy, am I descended from a monkey?"
The mother replied, "I don t know, son, I never met your father's folks."
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Terminator
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12.) Q: What do you do if Santa throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back!
LOL... |
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sneaker
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| Posted: July 18 2007 Post subject: |
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| good work...plz continue |
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am_alive
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| Posted: July 19 2007 Post subject: |
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| Nice yaar |
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drkrmdesai
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| Posted: July 20 2007 Post subject: Hi |
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Wonderful man, keep it up.  |
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Terminator
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13.) A Sardar With A Parrot On His Shoulder Was Walking Through The Market...A Person Came And Asked "Yeh Jaanwar Kahaa Se liya?"
Parrot Replies "Punjab Se". |
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