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1. OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me.

2. I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

3. To watch you pray is a sin of its own.

4. Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?

5. You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.

6. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...

7. Assalamualaikum, so what time does a Hoor Al-3ayn like you have to be back in Jannah?

8. So, read any good Surahs lately?

9. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.

10. Let’s get married so I don’t have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room

11. I've had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.

12. Do you work for the FBI ? Because you've just abducted my heart.

13. Your father must be a terrorist, because you're da BOMB!

14. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?

15. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".

16. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.

17. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.

18. That's a nice burqa. Can I talk you out of it?

19. I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?

20. I didn’t trip over my thobe, I fell for you.

21. I know Halal meat does a body good, but d@mn, how much you been eatin' ?

22. Wanna pray in jamaat, shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?

23. *Guy looks under girls hijab* "Sorry, I was looking for the made in Jannah tag"

24. After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mashallah. The next was Inshallah!

25. Are those legs halal?

26. Baby, someone needs to chop off your right hand because you stole my heart.

27. I'm new here, can you take me to the closest masjid?

28. I'm not staring, I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look.

29. Girl you fine, TAKBEER

30. Can I have a picture of you so I can show my daddy what I want for Eid?

31. Girl if lookin’ at you is gunnah then I don't want to get any sawab

32. Sister, you make a bad brother wanna be good..and a good brother wanna be bad

33. Hey I'm a nice Muslim boy and you seem like a nice Muslim girl, so what do you say we make a halal match?

34. Hey, you free this weekend? I got two tickets to Jannah...wanna come with?

35. Nice ankles. Very nice.

36. You make me realise why we're asked to lower our gaze so much

37. If I become a shaheed i will get 72 of you!

38. Girl...I must be from star trek because i wanna Klingon to your burqa

39. Girl...whatchu say...wanna ride shotgun on my camel?

40. Girl...I know its haraam "paying" so much "interest" in you...but I can't help myself...

41. Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?

42. Have your ammi call my ammi

43. Do u remember me from Alam al-Arwah?

44. Wow, are you a decendent of Yusuf (alayhis salaam)??

45. You’re so fine, I wanna marry you, get 10 kids with you and pray domestic jamaah for the rest of our lives.

46. You are so beautiful, I'd hijack a plane for you

47. I hope what I dont see is as fine as what I see

48. So Jennah didn't work so well for you?

49. You can sit in jennah and wait for the right shaheed like the other hoor al-ain, or you can be with me

50. You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long.

51. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

52. I thought the "Hoor Al-Ayn" only lived in Jannah.

53. Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?

54. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?

55. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long

56. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school

57. Boy: "You thief. You know, its wrong to steal in Islam"
Girl : "How am I a thief?"
Boy : "You stole my heart"

58. You are the reason the hijab was mandated.

59. You are the coolness of my eyes.

60. You're so beautiful, even hur al-ayn would be jealous.

61. The noor on your face really brings out your eyes.

62. Your face shines with so much nur that it could launch a thousand Jihadi ships

63. I must have died and gone to heaven because you're like my 70 Hooral3yn all in one.

64. Any cup of water you pour for me will taste like Zam Zam

65. The Noor on your face is so strong, I think I'm going to go blind!

66. I have a some sort of sickness, but Allah has created the cure, thats you!

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