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PostPosted: November 14 2008    Post subject: How would be my Funeral Reply with quote



A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.

When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.

Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: “Why are you laughing?”



“I was thinking about my own funeral” the man replied.

“What’s so funny about that?”

































“I’m a gynecologist.”


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PostPosted: November 14 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahha............nice one
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PostPosted: November 15 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

lolz..... nice
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PostPosted: November 16 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

i dont get this, becuase gynecologic means, the branch of psychology and meidicine that deals with the function and disease specific to woemand and girls, especially those effecting reproductive system.....

so HOW IS THIS FUNNY.....im lost.....

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PostPosted: November 17 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey haily! r u a doctor?
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PostPosted: November 17 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

mmm no...i kno my eng..and im just a lil smart...lol..jk jk..just trying to get the joke...i still dont see how is this funny...
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PostPosted: November 17 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

ur so serious person u cant laugh
u r brilliant dear in the mentals section
>>>>>>>>>>>>>LOLS

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PostPosted: November 17 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmm..... he musbt be sunny or candid....
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PostPosted: November 18 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haily wrote:
i dont get this, becuase gynecologic means, the branch of psychology and meidicine that deals with the function and disease specific to woemand and girls, especially those effecting reproductive system.....

so HOW IS THIS FUNNY.....im lost.....


Haily ... this is more like an adult joke actually .. if a cardialogist gets a heart coffin ... they are saying that a gynae will get a coffin of a female genital ... but the creator of the joke don't understand that gynecology is overall women problem which also includes inner reproductive system, fallopian tube, uteres and obstetrics

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PostPosted: November 18 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

shainee ur reply made me laugh.... hahahahaha.... descriptive reply... han.... hehehehehe.... now they will be shutup..... lolz
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PostPosted: November 18 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shainee is doctor
ohh sorry Doctor wife
ask him abt this joke his reply will be the best
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LOLS

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PostPosted: November 18 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Candid wrote:
Shainee is doctor
ohh sorry Doctor wife
ask him abt this joke his reply will be the best
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LOLS


hahaha... honestly my husband wasn't consulted for my reply above there... but just got the urge to answer bcos so coinsidence he is a gynae. .. hahahaha ... don't imagine anything funny guys plss..

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PostPosted: November 18 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

it isnt funny shainee at alll..... i wish he cud be a doctor....
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PostPosted: November 18 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

ya then the reply wld be better

by the way it was a joke dont take it seriously dear

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PostPosted: November 18 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Candid wrote:
ya then the reply wld be better

by the way it was a joke dont take it seriously dear


u talking to me or Zara ... I wasn't taking it serious at all ..

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