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fine-future · Petty Officer 1st Class Joined: 29 May 2008 Posts: 52

"CoMeDy"

1) Fqeer:10Rs dedo chai peyonga
Admi:chai to 5 ki hai
Fqeer:Girl Frnd ko b pelaonga ga
Admi:Fqero ne b Grl Frnd banali
Fqeer:nhi saab Grl Frnd ne fqeer bana diya..

2) Kiyoon "SANDAL" dikhati ho hamey, hum to tumhari "ZULFOUN" pe
marty hain..

Ji chahta hai kho jaaen in mai,
Per in mai bethi "JUOUN" se darty hain Smile

3) Tum Meri Pehli Mohobat To Nahi Ho Lekin...
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Mene Chaha Hai Tumhe Pehli Mohobat Se Bhi Ziada..

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4) Arz kya hai!

Tmhe dekh kr aksar mujhe aajate hein chakkr

wah wah

tumhe dekh kr aksr mujhe ajate hein chakkr

smjh nhi aata tum moannas ho ya muzakkar? Smile

5) L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====

L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don't LOVE.

Only line maro....

6) TUM Hi TUM HO

Hansne Me
Rone Me

Jagne Me
Sone Me

Pane Me
Khone Me

"TUM Hi TUM HO"

KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Me
Pholon Ki Khushbu Me

Gaaon Ki Gori Me
Aatay Ki Bori Me

"TUM Hi TUM HO"

ABBA Ki Daant Me
TariQ Road Ki Chaat Me

MAma Ki Pitai Me
DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Me

Jhoote Ki Sachai Me
is DiL Ki Gehrai Me

"TUM Hi TUM HO"

PYAR Ki Nishani Me
Student Ki Biryani Me

Chai K Hotel Me
7up Ki Bottle Me

Karli K Saahil Me
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Me

"TUM Hi TUM HO

FùnT3Rz

7) Ishq Main Barbadi Na Karwa Lena

Apne aabu Ke Arman Khaak Main Na Mila Dena

Jo paise ghar se sbzi lanay k liye milty hain

Un Ka Easy-load Na karwa Lena.

Cool

Samundar bhar syllabus he.
nadi bhar parh pate he.
bal'tea bhar yaad hota he.
mug bhar likh pate he.
chullu bhar number atey he.
aao doob k mar jate he

9) Teri Ankhon Me Aansu

Chehre Pe Hansi Hai

Teri Saans Me Aahain.

Dil Me Bebasi Hai

Tune Pehle Q Na Bataya Mujhko

K

Teri Ungli Darwaze Me Phansi Hai...

10) Us ne mere dil me jaga banali,

Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali

Wo mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,

Phir maine bhi uski dusri "BAHAN" phasali:-P

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