Sms Collection

darani · Last edited by darani on September 27 2008; edited 1 time in total

Every second God remembers you,
Every minute God bless you,
Every hour God cares for you because...
Every day I pray God to take care of U.

Good looks catch the eyes,
but Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it..

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition
& marry ur dad's decision !

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

darani · Posted: November 26 2006 Post subject: Continuation....

Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,
Humne kaha dard kabul hai,
sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai...

Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,
Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,
aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho... How r u?

I am gonna write on all bricks , "I MISS U " and wish one fall on your head....so that u'll come 2 know how it hurts when u miss someone .

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...
sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....
ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...

Aisi Dosti hamari ki dil chahye tu har safar har dagar me mile, mar bhi jau to pyar rahe kayam aur tu sath wali kabar me mile.

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( 'o' ) hey..
( ,>o<, )
Dost...

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( o )
( ,("") )
Naaraj ho...
Phir SMS kyo nahi karte ho...
Chalo jaldi se SMS karo..
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(you&me)
'-. .-'
'v'

have unique & strange Friendship
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( ';' )
(,) (,)
ME unique

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(,,,) - (,,,)
You so strange

darani · Posted: November 26 2006 Post subject: continuation....

Apko MULAYAM ki akal,
LALOO ki shakal,
Mayawati ki wani,
JAYA ki jawani,
KALAM jaise baal,
ATAL jaisi chaal mile..
GOOD LUCK

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just
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if my sweet
FRIEND is okay!

My Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,
it will add taste to your life,
but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes

Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

darani · Posted: November 26 2006 Post subject: continuation....

Some One

is Loving You

Caring for You

Watching over U

Protecting U

Guess Who?

yes

GANPATI
BAPPA MORYA

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Nothing...

Just a mischievous little hi!
How r u?

Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, 'coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS

$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
MOHABBAT
means...
$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
M - aut
O - oljhan
H - aarna
A - asoo
B - barbadi
B - ewafai
A - ndhera
T - anhai, I agree? Do you?

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier!

darani · Posted: November 26 2006 Post subject: continuation....

Friendship is a relation where no Charges of Activation,
Free incoming, Free Outgoing, with roaming facility all over the World!!

Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain,
Cow log grass eat rahele hain,
shane log SMS kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain...

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apun ne, liya hai...
kahi jana ho to bindas
chabi le jana...!!

darani · Posted: November 26 2006 Post subject: continuation....

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Good Day!

Mandir mein jap karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

The world doesnot need more mountains to
climb! more seas to cross!or more stars to shine!
what the world needs is only more of U & UR smile!!
GOOD MORNING

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahara koi nahi.

Aab aapki kya tarif karu...

Dost me aap jaisa...

Nalayak koi nahi!

A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *Friend* like me is a sign of
"YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"

FRIENDSHIP
knows no season,
knows no time,
it has a sole intention
of bringing two people together
to a Moment
called...

"F O R E V E R"

The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES

I Wish 4 " U "

Great start 4 Monday

No Obstacles 4 Tuesday

No stress 4 Wednesday

No worry 4 Thursday

Smile 4 Friday

Party 4 Saturday

& Great fun 4 Sunday

"Have a beautiful and smart week."

This is not fair!
How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!

is duniya me dost kam milenge,
Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,
jaha duniya nazar fer legi,
us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..

Friendship Test
Call if U love me
Missed Call if U are a true friend
Text back if U care
Text a joke if U like me
Just ignore if U hate ME?
I'll wait 5mins.

Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,
Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,
Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!

A Sweeter Smile,
A Brighter Day,
Hope everything turns out
great for you Today!!!
Good Morning!
(> " " <) Have a
( = 'o'= ) Nice
_(,,) _ (,,) Day!!

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You are so...

B H o o T I F u L

===$HO`S VERY 0WN GOD===
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Life is like:
MATHS:
Friend kO
Plus karO
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Minus karO
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Multiply karO
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Divide karO
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Life kO
enjoy karO!
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no smses na?

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Katti!

Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai,
Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai,
Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye,
ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai..

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Page nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

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Luv
Easy to say - Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal...
Difficulty is a part of Life...
But That's the reason...
Why Girlfriend is never a wife?

darani · Posted: November 26 2006 Post subject: continuation......

Wishing u hapiness
as big as Ganeshji's Appitite,
life as long as his trunk,
troubles as small as his mouse, and
moments as sweet as his favourite Ladoos.

New Concept of Life
Morning = MANDIR
Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A
Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

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Keep SMilinG & b HaPPY. Hav a GooD Day!

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now u
don't

but despite
my absence

you are never
forgotten!

One day
Friendship and Love met. Love asked why do you exists when I am here, friendship ans I am here to leave smile where u leave tears.

darani · Posted: November 26 2006 Post subject: continuation......

Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,
Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi,
bus yehi gila hai tumse dost,
tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..

jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai"APUN KA SMS

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!

I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............

Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti,
aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote,
jindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai,
varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote...

Wonderful people r carefully created by God,
wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God,
wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God.

Love says "If u ever need anything,I'll b there" but friendship says " You'll never need anything if I'll b there "

Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,
lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,
socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko,
par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...

Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intazar de, awaj mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar de...2000000

Hello,

U R So,

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ms art!

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SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...

darani · Posted: November 26 2006 Post subject: continuation.......

If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock, be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me.....

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GOOD MOÃ´

GOOD MORNING...

God gaved us two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to hear, But Y he gives U only 1 hear 'bcos he gave the other 1 to find.

I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams,i chased a monkey and i found you.

darani · Posted: November 26 2006 Post subject: continuation.........

When u feel lonely, press ____ (first four letters of ur cell no).
If U miss me, press __ (next 2 digits),
want a smile, press __ (next 2 digits),
need encouragement, press __ (next 2 digits),
press them all together and U can hear me!

Something are made for each other.
For E.g.: Shoe and socks,
soap and water,
Paper and pen,
Shirt and Paint...

Me and Your
Boy Friend..

Good Night

Sleep Tight

Sweet Dreams

For what u r pressing button? that's all

Lorie bhi sunau kya?

When u need Someone to b beside U and no One is around,
Just Gaze up in the Sky, U mite not c me, but b sure dat V r under the same sky....

If at any time ur life is like a 'Candle in the Wind' den i'll put my hands around u so dat all burns r mine & al lites Urs.

Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz
kaha se lau,
suna Saku Kuch aapko,
wo andaz kahase Lau,
Yu to Chaand taroki tarif karna aasan hai,,
Kar saku aapki tarif wo alfaz kahase lau...

Something are made for each other.
For E.g.: Shoe and socks,
soap and water,
Paper and pen,
Shirt and Paint...

Me and Your
Boy Friend.. Smile

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(___)

/',)
.-"-.
(___)

A Light 2 keep
our friendship
glowing forever.

darani · Posted: November 26 2006 Post subject: continuation......

Na Milne ki
Khushi

Na bichadne ka
Gham

Na Tanha

Na Udaas hai
Hum

Kaise kahe
Kaise hai hum

Bus yuh hi
Samajh Lo

Bahut
Akele hai hum!

LEAVES dont' just FALL from the tree,
CLOUDS don't just FORM in the sky,
ANGELS don't just COME DOWN from heaven n
I don't just SMS any1 unless they r SPECIAL.

| 10.10 |
| No Space |
| for new |
| messages |

but there's always
a space in my HEART 4 "U"

All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration
to get going,a little smile to brighten up & AMS from someone
who cares to color ur day...
G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi
hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohokuch nahi yaar bas aapki sakal yaad aa gayi

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

Life may bring failure, hardships, tears & lots of pain... but there's always a reason 2 smile as long as u r there.

Dil me basa hai pyar tera, Ankhon mein basi hai tasveer teri, jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, Hum dekhte hai TOM & JERRY.

darani · Posted: November 26 2006 Post subject: continuation.........

Dear Customer,
We would like to inform you that your true friend Mr/Mrs___is missing u a lot. Thank you.
Sender:
Helpline

U're unlike no one else in the world becos God is not a duplicator, a creator he is, u're individualistic individualized in your own individuality.

TherE r many stars buT thE m@oN is u.
Tehre r many frend$ buT thE SWEET one is u.
To forget me is n@w up t@ u.
T@ forget u is something i will never ever do...

A lovely star dropped on earth one night.
Asked me u want a million dollar or a good frnd?
I had 2 choose million dollars coz, I already have u...

Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.
Face is a book, try 2 read it.
Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it &
Friendship is like a mirror never break it!

Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me

Bcoz

incoming

is free for me... my friend!!

Life without FRENS is...
L-onely
i-nsecured
f-ull of doubts
e-mpty

LIFE with FRENS is...
L-ight & easy
i-nspiring
f-ull of hopes
e-nthusiastic

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM

darani · Posted: November 26 2006 Post subject: continuation......

People often complain what a small world we've got...
but i'd rather have it small to have met u than have
it so big to have missed knowing u...

FRNDS in HEART R D Worst TENANTS.
They CAPTURE THE HEART, PAY NO RENT,
DONT VACATE & IF AT ALL THEY LEAVE,
THEY JUST BREAK DOWN D ROOM THEY LIVED.

Press down

again

again.. please

once more

sorry again

6 times more

Oh! Again

1 Time again

don't u have any job?

Mere SMS ke charche jahan
mein hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila;
jise nahi mila wo,
mobile patak patak ke rone lage!

There is alwyz a reason 4 evrthin
A reason 2 live,
a reason 2 die,
a reason 2 cry,

but if u cant find
a reason to smile,
can i b da reasn 4 a while?

WOrds
begin
with..

A
B
C

nUmbers
begin
with...

1
2
3

mUsic
begins
with...

sA
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gA

bUt
frndship
begins
with..

HUM

TUM!!

()"""() WAIT...
( "o" ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep
let me pray

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( -o-)
( ,(")),
Dear GoD, plz.
let my friend
get sweet dreams,
Gud nite!

darani · Posted: November 26 2006 Post subject: continuation......

With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....

Dr's prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr's fee... whole Day think of me....G@@D
M@RNING...

Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY? F=father A=and M=mother I=i L=love Y=you

in LIFE whn you get troubles
don't getnervous,
just close ur eyes
& follow ur HEART
coz heart is in LEFT
but it is always RIGHT

Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But i hope my simple MSG makes u smile!

Our communication - Wireless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our arguments - Baseless
"Our bosses - hopeless"

Finally,
Our Salary - Veryless

Judai apki rulati rahegi,yaad apki aati rahegi,pal pal jaan jati rahegi,jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

Mausam ki bahaar acchi ho, phoolo ki kaliya kacchi ho, hamari ye rishtey sacche ho, Rab, tere se bas ek duaa hai ki mere pyar ki har subhah acchi hoâ€¦.

Every Sunset Gives Us 1Day Less to Live! BUT Every Sunrise Give Us, 1Day More to Hope! So, Hope For The Best â€¦ Good Day & Good Luck!

Hello!!
Whats' wrong with your mobile ..........??
Tired so many times but Every time I call it says ----
"The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart"!!

darani · Posted: November 26 2006 Post subject: continuation....

Mausam ki bahaar acchi ho, phoolo ki kaliya kacchi ho, hamari ye rishtey sacche ho, Rab, tere se bas ek duaa hai ki mere pyar ki har subhah acchi hoâ€¦.

A special face,
a special smile,
a special someone, a special hug from me to u,
a special person,
I found in u,
Sweet Dreams, Sleep well!

Dimag jisa â€¦ ICE..
Jivan uska â€¦ NICE.
Dil Jiska â€¦ PURE..
Safalta Mile SURE..
Nazar jiski. CLEAR â€¦
Woh Bane Sabka DEAR & NEAR

I liked lots of people n missed very few, but no one has been as special as u! I'd stand n wait in the world's longest que just for pleasure of being with u!

woh JINDAGI hi kya jisme MOHABBAT nahi,
woh MOHABBAT hi kya jisme YAADEIN nahi,
woh YAADEIN hi kya jisme TUM nahi,
Aur woh TUM hi kya jiske saath HUM nahi.

Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it

Aisa hai pyar humara,main kishti tu kinara,mai dhanush tu teer mai matar tu paneer,mai barish tu badal,mai rajma tu chawal,mai hot tu cool,mai april tu fool...ha ha ha...

FOOL se
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLwari me
FOOL k sath wish
kiya'U r the most
beautiFOOL,
wonderFOOL &
colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!

A prayer: 2 bless
ur way
A wish : 2 lighten
ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

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