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darani · Posted: July 25 2008 Post subject:

Apki dosti hame itni pasand hai. Jaise ullou ko raat, dentist kodat aur gadhe ko laat, raja ko gaddi kutte ko haddi aur aur aur nange ko chaddi............

darani · Posted: July 25 2008 Post subject:

Smile to old people mean RESPECT.
Smile to kids INNOCENCE
Smile to lover mean LOVE
Smiling in front of mobile means MENTAL PROBLEM.....

Still smiling???

O god..................

darani · Posted: July 25 2008 Post subject:

Nilam illai....
Neer illai...
Ver illai....
Chedi illai.....

Aanal,

Yeppadi poothadhu?????

nam manathil

"NATPU"

GOOD NIGHT

darani · Posted: July 25 2008 Post subject:

Thermometers r d only things dat can get DEGREE widout studying.....
Cha........!!!!!!!!!
Thermometer'ave poranthurkalaam.!!

By feverla kooda theevirama yosikkum sangam....
Good Morning....

darani · Posted: July 25 2008 Post subject:

Wen u lift d phone u say "HELLO"...

Do u know wat is d real meaning of HELLO?

It is d name of a girl!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!

Do u know who d girl is????

She is the girlfriend of Grahmbell who invented d telephone....

One can forget d name of Grahmbell but not his girlfriend's..

Thats love....
GOOD MORNING

darani · Posted: July 25 2008 Post subject:

"Patience and politeness is not a peron's weakness, it is a reflection of a person's inner strength"....

GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!!!

darani · Posted: July 25 2008 Post subject:

HEIGHT OF BRAVERY : Entering late in the class without permission...and saying to the teacher
"HEY SWEETY CARRY ON...DON'T STOP 4 ME!!!"

darani · Posted: July 25 2008 Post subject:

"Do or Die" is an old concept....
"Do it b4 u Die" is a new concept...!

Wish u all success!!!!

darani · Posted: July 25 2008 Post subject:

Kallil sethukia kadavullai vida...karuvil sumantha annaiye muthal kadavul....

Love ur mother more and more and more than anyone...

darani · Posted: July 25 2008 Post subject:

Tajmahal kattuvadharkku munaadi andha idathil yenna irundhudhu theriyuma??????

Intha mathiri thaan Gaaliya irundhudhu............

darani · Posted: July 25 2008 Post subject:

Anger is the condition in which the tongue work faster than mind......

Smile is an action which makes everything work faster except tongue......

So always keep smiling....

darani · Posted: July 25 2008 Post subject:

In a battle camp, a soldier prepares to go bring his wounded frnd back from d field. His captain sasy "No use, ur frnd wil b dead mostly". But d soldier still goes and brings back his frnd. Cing the dead body, d captain says "I told u its not woth it.He's dead". D soldier replies "No sir, it was really worth it. When i got to him, my frnd saw me, smiled and said his last words..."Man i knew u'll cum...""

Tats gr8.........

darani · Posted: August 21 2008 Post subject:

Some touching quotes:
-> Those whom we luv d most have d ability 2 hurt us d most...
-> Loneliness is better than a loveless lover....
-> It is better 2 understand a little than 2 misunderstand a lot...
-> d deepest feelings always show itself in silence...
-> deres no true luv widout jealousy....
-> A thing lost is valued the most....

darani · Posted: August 21 2008 Post subject:

Road has speed limits.
Bank has money limit.
Xam has tym limit.
Building has height limit.
But luv has NO limit.....
only...

Reveet......

darani · Posted: August 21 2008 Post subject:

Fish said to water: "Your cannot see my tears bcoz i'm in u.
Water replied : "But i can feel ur tears bcoz u r in me....
Tatz frndship....

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