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darani Save Enterprise Elite


Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 5459 Location: India(Chennai)
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Posted: July 24 2008 Post subject: |
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People like you are only one in a BILLION, So you better take care of yourself coz i am not in a moodto search another billion for a friend like you....
GOOD MORNING[/code] _________________
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darani Save Enterprise Elite


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Posted: July 24 2008 Post subject: |
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Sometimes ur existence gives hopes to 1 person. Your smile may be a pearl 4 sum1. Ur presence may b desired of 1 who luvs u.So value urself.
GOOD MORNING _________________
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darani Save Enterprise Elite


Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 5459 Location: India(Chennai)
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Posted: July 24 2008 Post subject: |
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Few amazing facts:
* Averagely woman uses 7000 words a day, wereas men uses only 2000.
* There r 412 Doors in the White House.
* The world's cleanest air is in Tasmania.
* In its entire lifetime, the worker bee produces 1/12th of a teaspoon of honey.
* Tomatoes are actually a type of berry.
* The common Silkworm has 11brains but will use only 5 of them.
* Only 7 of population are left handed. _________________
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darani Save Enterprise Elite


Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 5459 Location: India(Chennai)
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Posted: July 24 2008 Post subject: |
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Medical & Engg coll principals argued tat deir students r fearless. Medical collprincy called d student and ordered to jump in sea full of sharks. They said ok and jumped.
Med princy : C d guts...
Engg coll princy cal his students and told dem to jump. Dey said "Mudiyaadhu poda!"Engg princy : C d guts????? _________________
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darani Save Enterprise Elite


Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 5459 Location: India(Chennai)
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Posted: July 24 2008 Post subject: |
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Luv is not only made for luvers, it is also made for true frnds. A true frnd is 1 step bigger than a luver. GOOD NIGHT _________________
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darani Save Enterprise Elite


Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 5459 Location: India(Chennai)
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Posted: July 24 2008 Post subject: |
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Frndship doesnt require so much of effort. Even wen all r busy wid deir own lives, a simple sms reminds tat frnds r not forgotten. _________________
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darani Save Enterprise Elite


Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 5459 Location: India(Chennai)
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Posted: July 24 2008 Post subject: |
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Har yug me aisa hota hai, har student ishq me khota hai, Padhai reh jati hai sirf dikhave ki, aur fir haal-e-dil marksheet par bayan hota hai _________________
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darani Save Enterprise Elite


Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 5459 Location: India(Chennai)
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Posted: July 24 2008 Post subject: |
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Atleast once in a day all ppl in dis world will stand on a single leg. Guess wen????
WHILE WEARING UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!! _________________
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darani Save Enterprise Elite


Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 5459 Location: India(Chennai)
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Posted: July 24 2008 Post subject: |
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Jiska ek smile par hai duniya fida...,jis se dil hona chahe juda.....jiska style hai la-jawaab...unhi ka sms padh rahe hai....Aap janab!!!!!! _________________
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darani Save Enterprise Elite


Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 5459 Location: India(Chennai)
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Posted: July 24 2008 Post subject: |
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1kudi akeli jaarahi thi.1munda samne se aaraha ta, 2no bilkul pas agaye.
Munda side hogaya, kudi chali gayi mral-harkoi teri tarh kamina nai hota _________________
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darani Save Enterprise Elite


Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 5459 Location: India(Chennai)
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Posted: July 24 2008 Post subject: |
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Girl : Dear...hum kaha ja rahe hai?
Boy : Long drive par darling.
Girl : pahle Q nahi bataya?
Boy : Abhi to pata cha jab break fail hua.... _________________
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darani Save Enterprise Elite


Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 5459 Location: India(Chennai)
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Posted: July 24 2008 Post subject: |
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Imagine life without me...
Khali khali hai na?Aaji hum hai hi aise.... _________________
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darani Save Enterprise Elite


Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 5459 Location: India(Chennai)
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Posted: July 24 2008 Post subject: |
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Write a c prgm about girlfrnds....
#include<phone>
#include<bike>
#include<purse>
void main()
{int girlfrnds;
int money;clearheart();
while(money!=0)
{
girlfrnds++;
money--;
}
}
GOOD AFTERNOON _________________
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darani Save Enterprise Elite


Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 5459 Location: India(Chennai)
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Posted: July 25 2008 Post subject: |
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"A raindrop may luk too small...But somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall..."
SMS seems too small...But a sending heart always remembers u a lot....
GOOD NIGHT _________________
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darani Save Enterprise Elite


Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 5459 Location: India(Chennai)
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Posted: July 25 2008 Post subject: |
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Y do v make frnds?
Coz dey understand jst hy lukin in our eyes....
Coz u can say smthin stupid or xpose ur deepest secrets to dem... _________________
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