Sms Collection

darani · Posted: November 29 2006 Post subject: continuation...

Dosti karo collegewali se,
Pyar karo officewali se,
Program karo padoswali se.
Ankh ladho sali se,
Love karo dilwali se,
Aur mar khao gharwali se.

Exams ke 4 din pehele syllabus dekha to yaad aaya

KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aayaa

SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI

Apni surat kabhi to didar de
Tadap raha hu ab aur na intazar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam ek missed call hee mar de

Dekehe tujeh to rooh kush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi jo puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzee ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi ?????????

Kisi ki yaad sataye to kya kare

Kisi se milne ko dil agar chahe to kya kare.

Log kehte hain k sapno me hoti hai mulaqat

Lekin neend hi na aye to kya kare.

****

Sukh unhe milte hain

jo dukh sehte hain

Aansu un k liye behte hain

jo yaadon me rehte hain.

Aur SMS unhe bheje jate hain

jo dil me rehte hain.

****

Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai

tufan me deepak jalana mushkil hota hai.

Pyar kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nhi,

Ise aakhri saans tak nibhana mushkil hota hai.

****

dost hazar nhi sirf ek chahiye

dukh such me de sath wo yaar chahiye.

Hum kisi ko bhulate nhi

Lekin jo hame rakhe yaad

Aisa yaar chahiye.

****

Khushbu teri dosti ki mujhko mehka jati hai,

teri har baat mujhko behka jati hai.

Saans to bahut der leti hai ane jane me,

Har saans se pehle teri yaad a jati hai.

****

Life is funny n twisted.

Sumtimes u laugh,sumtimes u cry.

But as long as u n me exist,

I'll always b on ur face as a smile

Rather than a tear in ur eyes.

****

Mil jaaye koi naya to hame nab hula dean

koi rulaye tumhe to hame yaad kar lena.

Dost hain hum hardum tumhare,

Khushi na sahi,gham hi baant lena.

****

Ek aada aapki Dil churane ki…
Ek adaa aapki Dil mein bas jaane ki…
Ek chehra aapka Chand sa…
Ek zid hamari Chand paane ki… ..

Ashiq ankhon ki baat samajh lete hai,
woh khwabo me aayen toh mulakat samajh lete hai,
rota hai aasman apni zamin ke liye,
log pagal hai usse barsat samajh lete hain

Usko milne ka mann bahut kar raha hai…
Mann ko samjhaya toh Dil tadap raha hai…
Dil ko bataya toh ankhe roh padi…
Unhe chup karaya toh SAANSE bol padi…. “I MISS U”… ...

Dete hai kyu yeh Dard bas hami ko,
kya Samjhenge woh in Aankho ki nami ko,
lakho Deewane ho jis Chand ke,
woh kya Mehsus karega Ek Tare ki Kami ko… ...

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain ...

Tera Rishta is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jaana manane se,
Warna hum yeh bheegi palke le ke kaha jayenge…

Pal bhar mein tut jaye woh Kasam nahi,
Apko bhul jaye woh Hum nahi,
Tum hume bhul jao is baat me dum nahi,
kyonki Tum hume bhul jao itne bhi bure hum nahi…

laut jati hai lehre jaise kinara dekh kar,
waise hi laut jata hai zamana mera gum dekh kar,
tum kandha na dena mere janaze ko….
kahi uth na jau main tumhara sahaara dekhkar..... .

Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,
mat sochna ke Aapko bhul jayenge,
bas ek bar Asman ki taraf dekhna,
Mere sms aapko sitaro par likhe nazar ayenge… ...

Badalon ki darmia aasi sazaish hui,
Mere Ghar mitti ka tha, Mere hi Ghar barish hui,
Uski bhi Zid thi bijiliyan girane ki,
aur Hamari bhi Zid thi wahin ashiyana banane ki...

Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,
Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,
Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye…

Khuda ne jab ishq banaya hoga,
To khud bhi zaroor aazmaya hoga
Hum hain kaun aur tum ho kya,
Is ISHQ ne to khuda ko bhi rulaya hoga ...

Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi ...

Zindagi ke liye jina jaruri hai,
Jine ke liye Arman jaruri hai,
Zindagi me chahe kitne bhi ho Gham,
Aapke Chehre par Muskaan jaruri hai…

tumne aakar meri kabar pe,
jarasha mushkura Diya...
bijli kadak ke gir padi,
sara kafan jala Diay....

hum apko kabhi khone nahi denge,
juda hona chaha bhi to hone nahi denge,
chandani raton main ayegi meri yaad,
yaad ke vo pal apko sone nahi denge

Yaadein wo nahin jo Tanhai mein aati hai,
Yaadein wo nahin jo Tanhai mein aati hai,
Yaadein to woh hai jo Bheed mein bhi Tanha kar jaati hai

darani · Posted: November 30 2006 Post subject: cute sms for u all....

1.Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

2.Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

3.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.

4.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.....

5.Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

6. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye

7.Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

8.You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have
stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...

9. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

10.Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka
intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar
karte hain

11.Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

12.Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

13.Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

14.1. L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....

15.Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!

16.When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.

17.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

18.When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure
that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken
hearts have no spare parts.

19.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

20.Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain21.Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

22.Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

23.DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

24.When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there

25.Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

26.When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

27.one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for
tears if your friend is good.

28.If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever

29.If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

30.To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

31.Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE

32.Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

33.Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....

34.A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

35.a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..."

36.a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..

37.Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi

38.Mountain can fly,river can dry
you can forget me but never can i

39.Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

40.Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge
yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh,
agar dost bankar raas na aaye
to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh

41.destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
who gets to stay in your life.....

42.Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.

43.If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.

44.Meaning of Friendship : -

F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL

45.Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

46. I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

47.I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

48.My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

49.My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

50.Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

51.jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....

52.If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!

53.Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

54.Don't shut love out of your life by saying
it's impossible to find.

>The quickest way to
receive love is to give;

>The fastest way to lose
love is to hold it too tightly;

>And the best way to
keep love is to give it wings.

55.Dil ki aavaj bhi sun
mere fasaane pe na jaa
meri najaroN ki taraf dekh
jamaane pe na jaa..

56.Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,
pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,
auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya

57.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

58.Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.

59.Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

60.Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

61.what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the
subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

62.Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan. 499 ja chuke,
message milte hi niklo...

63.Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a
few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any
gift with you...just bring someone to marry me...!!!

64.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

65.Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

66.Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
67.Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

68.Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

69.Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai
ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul hai
royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain
unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain

70.Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan.
499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo

71.What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes
that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey
plz contact zoo for detail

72.Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

73.Vo sochte honge usko aksar,
jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,
vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,
hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!

74.Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

75.You look so fine!I want to...
break your heart and give you mine

76.You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet...
you are like you...
and that's the reason why I love you!

77.Love is like war...
Easy to start...
Difficult to end...
Impossible to forget

78.Do you believe in love at first sight
or do I have to walk by again??

79.I've seen angels in the sky,
I've seen snow fall in July,
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

80.Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga81.TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

82.Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

83.A Friend is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But you know that its the sweetest when it is U.

84.Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

85.Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahra koi nahi.
Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

86.Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

87.This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

88.God created the earth,
God created the woods,
God created you too,
but yes, even God makes mistakes!

89.I've seen angels in the sky,
I've seen snow fall in July,
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

90.Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

91.The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

92.Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then... i lauf again

93.SMS vo gyaan hai jo baatne se badhta hai
aur jisko karne par punn ki paraapti hoti hai
is liye hai Praani tum Bill ka mooh chod do
aur karam (SMS) karo..............
tabhi tumahra manusshya janam safal hoga

94.If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me.
If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?

95.Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai

96.A triangle has 4 end,
square has 3 end,
segment has 2 end,
but our friendship has no end.

97.Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

98.Kaun sa gam hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha chedti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai

99.Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane
hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein
upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane

100.Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dhadkna chod diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chod diya

101.Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zroor kissi dushman ne udaayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah bnayi hogi

102.Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

103.Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

104.Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujki na mite
to 11 ve din nhaana chahiye

105.Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....

106.Govt. of India has introduced a new rule
---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!
You are safe....
Where should i hide?????

107.Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

108.Dil todna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

109.You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

110.Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chod diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phod diya

111.If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope

112.Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure

113.Roses are red, voilets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

114.Friendship is a priceless gift,
That cannot be bought or sold.
But it's value is far greater,
Than a mountain of gold.

115.Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

116.Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke kharche utha na sakay......
mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare...!!!

117.Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

118.Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi

119.jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye

120.Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

darani · Posted: December 02 2006 Post subject: Contuinuation....

1) Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Nite

2) Death:Where ever you go I will follow you.
love:where ever you go i will cheat you.
friend: where ever you go I will save you.

3) Feeling of love
+
Moment of caring
+
Small small sharing
+
Stupid fights
+
Shoulders 2 cry
+
To be together in pain
=
A Miracle called
"F.R.I.E.N.D.S"take care.

4) A FRIEND
like YOU is a gift

that paints a
smile in my
HEART.

It gives
memories
that will stay
in me..

not for a while, but for a..
L-I-F-E-T-I-M-E

5) HAPPY moments-
"don't forget me;"
Difficult moments-
"trust me;"
Quiet moments-
"call me;"
Painful moments-
"tell me;"
Free moments-
"sms me."

6) Minutes r small,
Hrs r less,
Days r short,
Months r few,
Yrs r not enough 2 b with u,
I can take 10 more births if I get a sweet FRND like U..

7) Butterflies dnt knw in wat color their wings r but human eyes knw how beautiful tat is.
Likewise u dnt knw how sweet u r but i knw how spl u r 2 me

Cool

The best cosmetic for the lips is truth, for the voice is prayers, for the eyes is pity,for the hands is charity & for the life is "Friendship"

9) These r a few wonderful pairs in dis world,
Heart n beats,
Night n moon,
Fish n water,
Flowers n colours,
My msgs n ur smiles.

Gud morng.

10) The most selfish
1letter
' I ' -
Avoid it.
Most satisfactry
2letters
'WE'-
Use it.
Most poisonous
3letters
'EGO'-
Kill it.
Most used
4letters
'LOVE'-
Value it.
Most pleasing
5letters
'SMILE'-
Keep it.
Fastst spreading
6letters
'RUMOUR'-
Ignore it.
Hard working
7letters
'SUCCESS'-
Achive it.
Most enviable
8letters
'JEALOUSY'-
Distance it.
Most essential
9letters
'PRINCIPLE'-
have it.
Most divine
10letters
'FRIENDSHIP'
maintain it.

darani · Posted: December 02 2006 Post subject: continuation...

Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha

HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....

boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl
says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay
ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to
mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay noman

Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals (

Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of
thebank balance

Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.

Newtons Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...

itne choti nhi dosti apni,
kaise soch liya k keenara a gieya
ho gai mobile main roshni,
aur sms humara a gieya

4 roses just for you,bcoz u r special person.
1st rose for frdship,
2nd rose for good luck,
3rd rose for happiness
aur last kaan ke upper lagana mast lagega. gaurav

kasur na unka hai na mera,
hum donohi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe
wo dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe
hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe

TUMHARE SATH RAHON CHAND BAAM PAR DEKHON
TUMHARE SANG HI MAIN EID KA MANZAR DEKHON
TUMHARE NAM SE BADLAY SHAYAD TAQDEER MERI
TUMHARA NAM MAIN HATHON PAY SAJA KAR DEKHON

Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye........

tere hontoon pe saj jaon dua honay ko ge chahta hai,
mera duniya bhula kar bas tera honay ko ge chahta hai,
yun sab ke samne ithkheliyan karti hai ye tujh se,
ke beiraada he hawa honay ko ge chahta hai.

You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi Poonu

Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo jeewan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to
vo hota hai jo jeewan ke kuch palon mein hi jeewan bhar ka saath de
jaaye. Gud Day.

If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
-
-
-
Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere
izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen
lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN aamirmultan

Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl...!

Na Gujarna EID ke Din kisi Masjid Ke samne se, kahi log CHAND samjkar
ROJA Na Tod de, Hokar Khafa Khuda Tumse kahi Chand Jaise Chehre
Banana na Chor De..(

Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "candle

Simple bye makes us cry; Simple joke makes us laugh; Simple care
makes us fall in love; Simple touch makes us feel better but I hope
my simple SMS makes you smile!--.(

3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?
Tell her not 2 tell any1...Swapnil

EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA
HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR, PIYARA THAA TU
AP KHAAA Q GAEY,...(

If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you

Es Dil ka kaha mano ek ehsan kardo
ek benaam si muhabat mere naam krdo
mere zaat pe fakat itna ehsaan krdo
ek subah ko milo or sham krdo Zaibo

darani · Posted: December 03 2006 Post subject: one more to this account...

F-R-I-E-N-D- S"
are like Ballons Once U Let them go U Cant Ever Bring Them Back
That's Y
I'll
Tie
U
Tight to
My
"H_E_A_R_T"
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
7 RULES 2 BE HAPPY:
1>never hate.
2>don't worry.
3>live simple.
4>expect a little.
5>give a lot.
6>always smile.
7>have a good "FRIEND"
like me.
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
L%k out$ide,it$ $o
plea$ent*
MOON $miling 4 U*
Tree$ dancing 4 U*
$tanrs $inging 4 U*
$ky praying 4 U*
Cloud$ l%king 4 U*
& ME mi$$ing &
waiting 4 ur msg or call.
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
VACANCY:
POST:
True Friend
ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & caring
DUTY:
To love
EXPIRIENCE:
Not req.
SALARY:
Never Ending Love
JOINING:
Immediately
R U Interested ?
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
"UDAAS HO"
( )
_; (
( )
"YA NARAZ HO"
<e
_; /
/e
"KYA HUWA"
(e
_; /
(e
"HUM MILAIN GE"
(e
_; )
(e
"TUMHARI QASAM"
( )
_; )
(e
"AB TO MUSKRAO"
((
_; )
((
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Sweet things are easy to buy,
Sweet words are easy to say,
But sweet poeple like "YOU"
are very difficult to find,
May ur whole life be sweet
as u are....
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
When I was born
SHAITAN said
"OH, SHIT ANOTHER GOOD
SOUL ON EARTH."
When U were born
SHAITAN said,
"OH SHIT, COMPETITION."
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Life is small, live it!
Love is short, enjoy it!
Anger is injurious, dump it!
Troubles r momentary, face it!
Memories r sweet, cherish it!
I m too good, Admit it!
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
A friend is
1% FUNNY
2% SWEET
3% CARING
4% LoVING
90% GOOD LOOKING
That's why I am your friend.
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Flowers need sunshine,
Violets need dew,
All angels in heaven know
"i need u,"
Years may fly,tears may dry,
but my friendship with u
will never die!
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Receive my simple
gift of
"GOOD WISHES"
wrapped with
"SINCERITY"
tied with
"CARE"
And sealed with a
"PRAYER"
2 keep u
"SAFE" & "HAPPY"
All the day long!
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
"Mnzar guzar jatay hain aik bar nazar say
Per dhonti ankhon main wo mnzar nahi aatay
Kuch loog ksi toor per aatay nahi yaad
Kuch loog ksi toor per buhlye nahi jatay."
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Missed call to aik bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana hai,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki Rahon main humara aana jana hai.
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Keep messagin me & win
Xcitnig prizes.
1st prize-Lots of love.
2nd prize-Life time friendship.
3rd prize-Free stay in my heart.
OFFER VALID TIL
i am alive.
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
On this special day! Pray 2 Allah
give U more & more success in
every field of life & you receive
bundle of happiness in ur life !@>-
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
When I saw u I afraid to talk u,
When I talked u I afraid to like u,
When I liked u I afraid to love u,
When I loved u I afraid to lose u.
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Na BOTTEL me,
Na JAAR me,
Na HOTEL me,
Na BAR me,
Na BIKE pe,
Na CAR me,
Ab to din guzarta hai apke ke
SmS ke INTEZAR me.
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
If u want Success in life,
Be Sweet like Honey,
Regular like Clock,
Fresh like Rose,
Soft like Tissue,
Strong like Rock,
Sure like death & nice like me*
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Are u looking 4 good life?
U can have it here & now &
in the hereafter! Just take
Allah's hand and He will lead u there.
" Good Morning

1. Life is test Islam Is Best Namaz Is Must Aakhirat Is For Rest. World Is only Dust. If Quran Is IN Chest Nothing Need Next Obeyed ALLAH First Success will be Next. Send by Saima(swabi)
!1) Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
2.Prayer is a free out Going CALL to GOD No network or battery Problem , Always Good Signals & all messages Sent. Make Prayer a habit & remember me in Ur Prayers.
Send by Saima (Swabi)

3.Some People come into Our lives & quickly go.Some stay For a while & Leave Foot prints On our Hearts & we are Never ever The same.

4.::. ]| I am in Love.....! |[ .::.
L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....

5.Meaning of Friendship:
F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGEN T
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL

6.SEVEN WONDERS OF FALLING IN LOVE: (1)MEETING SOMEONE. (2)GETTING TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE.3.UNDERSTAN DING THE PERSON .(4)ACCEPTING. (5)LOVING (6)LETTING GO WHEN YOU HAVE TO.7.REMEMBERING WHEN ITS GONE

7. U & I are friend, when u cry, I cry.
When u laugh, I laugh.
When u hurt me, I hurt.
When u jump off a bridge…I m sure going to miss u!

8. Think big, think smart,
think positive,
think beautiful,
think great,
I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut...
just think about ME!

9. To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
+91 98313 41101

10.ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
But in stupidity
u have no comparison

11.A smile is a sign of joy
A hug is a sign of love
A laugh is a sign of happiness
& a friend like Me ...
Well that's a sign of ur Good Taste!! Smiley

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack
2. Dear Friend, When i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ? Tongue

13.Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!

14.When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.

15.Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE

16.A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

17.Mountain can fly, river can dry
you can forget me but never can I,

18.You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...

19.Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : Thats YOU !
Good Will : Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh....
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u..... Now its ME

20.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

21.When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select some one who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

5 great peoples....
1.Quaid: woh to ab rahe nahi
2.wasim akram: woh kisi kaam kay nahi
3.aishwarya rai: apni pohanch say bahir
4.baki rahe aap aur hum
So keep in touch... Wink

23.Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain

24.Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

25.Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

26.I saw u on road today.
U were lukin so fine,
ur face so divine,
ur walk so perfect.
My heart started singing a sweet song:
Who Let The Dog Out!(apni mazaak hai yaar

27.When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there

darani · Posted: December 04 2006 Post subject: One more to my full one....

Is Aas Main Chala Jaaoun Ga Main Ye Jahan Chor Kar

Ke Shayad Mera Marna Hi Kuch Kaam Aaye Ga

Shayad Chali Aaye Tu Us Pal Mere Paas Daur Kar

Jis Pal Tere Paas Meri Maut Ka Paigaam Aaye Ga
*****************************************
sochta hai galib ki ye jahain hai kiske vaaste
imaan, vafa, naki, aur mohabbat ho jisme uske vaaste
jo bhool kar tammam bandisho ko paye nayi manjile
jo bekhauf chale lahro per aur de jaye naye raaste
****************************************
Har Subhah Tu Muskarati Rahe,

Har Shyam tu Gungunati Rahe,

DOST tu Jise se bhi Mile,

Her Milane walo Ko Teri Yaad Aati Rahe

darani · Posted: December 04 2006 Post subject: one more to my account...

Kitna bebas hai insaan kismat ke aage,
Kitne door hai sapne haqiqat ke aage,
Koi ruki hui Dhadkan se puche,
Kitna tadapta hai Dil Mohabbat ke aage.
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Mere Pyaar ki woh hadh puchte hai,
Dil mein kitni jagah hai yeh puchte hai,
Chahte hai hum unhi ko kyun itna,
Iski bhi woh wajah puchte hai.
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Guzri hui Zindagi ko kabhi yaad naa kar,
Taqdir mein jo likha hai uski fariyaad naa kar,
Jo hona hai woh ho kar rahega,
Tu fikr mein apni hasi baraad naa kar.
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Itna kuch khoya hume paana naa aaya,
Pyaar kiya to jatana naa aaya,
Dil mein bas gaye woh pehli hi nazar mein,
Kasur humara tha jo hume unke Dil mein samana naa aaya.
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Lakhon Zakhm khaye hum ne,
Afsoos unhe hum par aitbaar nahi hai,
Kya guzarti hai Dil pe,
Jab tum kehti ho hume tum se Pyaar nahi hai.
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Zindagi mein hum ne kabhi kuch chaha hi nahi,
Jise chaha usse kabhi paaya hi nahi,
Jise paaya usse yuh kho diya,
Jaise Zindagi mein kabhi koi aaya hi nahi.
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Ab unki chahat mein yeh naubat aa gayi,
Thandi hawa bhi hume jala gayi,
Kehti hai aap yahan tadapte hi reh gaye,
Mein tumhare sanam ko chuu kar bhi aa gayi.
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Kissi ki yaadon ne pagal bana rakha hai,
Kahin mar naa jaaun kafan sila rakha hai,
Jalaane se pehle Dil nikal lena,
Kahin woh naa jal jaaye jo Dil mein chupa rakha hai.
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Aankhon mein aansu aa jaate hai,
Phir bhi labon par hasi rakhni padti hai,
Yeh Mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaron,
Jiss se karo ussi se chupani padti hai.
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Leave some thing for LOVE......
Never leave LOVE for some thing......
Bcoz in life some thing will leave you......
But LOVE will always live with you......

darani · Posted: December 04 2006 Post subject: one more for this...

Thought for the Days!!!
if you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM
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Didu know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man
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AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
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Husband:"Darling years ago u had a figure like a Coke bottle."
Wife:"Yes darling I still do but the only difference is earlier it was300ml and now it's 1.5 liter.
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Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i'll xplain...
ager koi ganji ladki
auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain
auto_mein_takli
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Husband ne at 1st night opened the Ghunghat gave
Rs. 500 munh dikhayi. Wife ne kaha Tum mere Husband ho is liye leleti hoon
warna mai 2000 se kam nahi leti
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Wife: Zara dheere karo na kyun TezGaam chala rahe ho ?
Maalgaadi chalao na.....................
Itne mein beta bed se neeche gira aur bola.........
Behanchod jo marji chalao par sawari ko to mat girao.
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I was cooking chicken.When added palak in it,the chicken stood up and started dancing and saying"Hum pe yeh kis ne hara rang dala,maar dala,Allah maar dala.

darani · Posted: December 05 2006 Post subject: continuation...

1) Andaz e dosti b apki ek ada hai
Juda ho humse yeh hamari saza hai
Dil me basi hai ek pyari c tasvir apki
fir kaise keh du ke aap humse juda hai

2) ''Mumkin nahi shayad kisi ko samaj pana, Samjhe bina kisi se kya dil lagana, Aasan hai kisi ko pyar karna, Bahut mushkil hai kisi ka pyar pana"

3) Dekho awaz dekar pas hame paoge,aoge tanha par tanha n jaoge,dur rehkar b tumhi pe nazar he meri,Hatho se tham lenge jab b thokar khaoge..

4) Itna kyon chaha use ki bhula na sake, itna kyon paas aaye ki door ja na sake, ab tanhai mein bethe to sochte hain, kyon chaha use jise kabhi pa na sake..'

5) Meri SHAYRI chali sahar me BENAAM ho kar,kuch anjan AASHIQO k paigam le kar,MAHBOOB k labo ko chu kar wo SURKH ho gai,lauti to APNA hi EK naya nam le kar.

6) Mazburiya humari wo jan na sake,
Farmano ko humare wo maan na sake,
kehte hai wo hame mar kar bi chahenge,
jite ji hume jo pehchan na sake,....

7) Har Duaa Qabool nahi hoti,
Har Aarzu puri nahi hoti,
Jinke Dil mein "AAP" jaise Dost Rahte ho,
Unke liye Dhadkanein bhi Zaroori nahi hoti!!

Cool

Jab ho
zarurat to
koi sahara
nahi ata,Bagair
raat k
asma me
sitara nahi ata.Abhi waqt
hai thaamlo
hamari dosti
ka hath,Aisa dost
zindgi me dobara nahi aata.

9) Jaam Se Etni Nafrat Mat Karo, Ke Agar Kabhi Peena Pade To Pee Na Sako, Kisi Se Etna Pyar Bhi Mat Karo, Ke Agar Uske Bina Kabhi Jeena Pade To Jee Na Sako!

10) Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna, Milte hai humare jaise log bahut kam, isliye humse...
''KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA"

darani · Posted: December 05 2006 Post subject: continuation....

1) Mere dil
mein tha
thikana unka;
Do
kadam
bhi unse
Aya na gaya;
Maine
pucha ke
kyon toda
wada mera?
wo hass
kar bole
Nibhaya
na gaya.

2) Najane usper itna yakin kyon hai,uska khayal b itna haseen kyu hai,suna hai pyar ka dard mitha hota hai,To ankh se nikla ansu namken kyu hai. .

3) Suu e maikada na jate to kuch aur baat hoti
Wo nigaah se pilaate to kuch aur baat hoti
Ye baja kali ke khilne se mehka hai gulshan
Magar aap muskurate to kuch aur baat hoti
Ye khule khule gesu inhe lakh tum sanvaro
Mere hath se sanvarte to kuch aur baat hoti

4) Jindgi me khushiya tamam aye..
khilte baharo par apka naam aye..
koi puchhe jab tumse dosti ki paribhasha..
apke hoto pe sirf mera naam aye.

5) Hoti
Nahin
Mohobbat
soorat se;
Mohobbat
to meri
jaan dil
se hoti hai;
Soorat to
unki khud
hi pyaari
lagti hai;
kadar
jinki
dil me
hoti hai.

6) Laash ko arthi se pyar tha,
patjhad ko bahar se pyar tha,
humne b kisi se pyar kiya tha magar,
hamare us sohne yaar ko kisi aur ka intezar tha.

7) Dil tutna saza hai mohabat ki. Dil jodna ada hai DOSTI ki.Mange jo kurbani wo mohabat hai. Jo bin mange ho jaye kurban wo hai wafa DOSTI ki.

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Jane
sePehle
kusur to
batyaHota;
itnaHi
pyarTha
to humPar
haqJataya hota,
Hum
toFir
palat k
rukJate;
Tumne
hath faila
kar wapis bulaya toh hota

9) Mere jaan ki
jahan se
nirali hai ada;
Har andaz
hai unka
sabse juda,
khafa ho jaye
to katil
se kam nahi;
Meharban
ho jaye
to lagte Khuda.

10) Hasraton se hum apki raah saja denge,sapno ki daulat hum aap par luta denge,na koi phool hai aaj mere daman me, lekin apke liye palke bichha denge.

darani · Posted: December 05 2006 Post subject: continuation...

1) L-Love,
I-Imagination,
F-Friend,
E-Entertainment,
'LIFE' will Become 'LIE' if there is no 'F' of FRIEND....

2)
. ' ' .
'. () .'
:ll:
Be a CANDLE
Be a LIGHT
Be a TWINKLE
in the dark
Be a HOPE
Be an INSPIRATION
&
Make a Big Difference in Others heart!
Gud Mrng!

3) If u find ur wrld as a sky n ur frnds as STARS,n if u dnt find me among them,dnt worry,i may hav jus fallen to make ur wish come true. Good morning

4) V smile at whom v like.V cry for whom v care.v share with whom v love.V laugh with whom v enjoy.& V bcom angry with whom v feel is our own. Thats frenship.

5) When u count best friends, u may not count me; When u count close friends, U may not count me; But when u really need a friend, just start from me....!!

6) True Friends see U thru.. Believe in things U wanna do ..Feel glad when Ur dreams come true ..Best of all they dont judge U ..They simply love U coz U r
"BEST OUT OF BESTS".

7) In 1 year getting 100 Friends is not an achivement. If 1 get a Good Friend for 100 years,he is an achiver.am D Achiver.Bcoz I hAv u .

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Tru friendship nevr fads with time it becomes more tasteful like old wine.only a fren cn undrstand da unsaid words n convert da roling tears in2 smile.

9) Frndshp is a chain of gold.each link is a smile,a tear,a laugh,a grip of d hand,a word of cheer.no matter how heavy the load i'll be ur friend.

10) If u have a heart that obeys ur mind u can win the whole world.
If u have a mind that obeys ur heart u can win the love of so many hearts.

darani · Posted: December 05 2006 Post subject: continuation....

1) Friends are Like Films, Some are musical, Some are Romantic, Some are Comedy, Some are Tragedy, but few like you r cartoons.

2) TEACHER : Wht is ur caste? STUDENT : Pehle to hum rajput the, fir pandit ho gaye, ab hain sardarji.. Ab aage mummy ki MARZI !!!

3) Friendship doesnt happen wid spl ppl, People bcm spl aftr bcmin frnds. So d moral is, u were not spl, i made u spl..Its ok, thanx ki zarurat nhi..Chalta
hai..

4) Classic example 2 prove girls are selfish: when i was kid so many girls want 2 kiss me, i allowed ,now i want 2 kiss so many girls ,but they dont allow....!

5) One Thing I like abt u
is...

ki tum har kaam dil laga ke KARTE ho

You know why???

Kyunki dimag ka to option he nahi hai...!

6) JOB VACANCY!

Want
to be
a branch manager?
Wear
a
suit,
boot,
tie
&
be
tip top,
climb
a
tree
&
sit
on
a
branch.
Now
u r a
branch manager

7) Lecturer : write a note on Gandhi jayanthi
So Ankur writes :
"Gandhi was a great man but i swere , I dont know who is Jayanthi... I never saw her ! "

Cool

Aaj ke baad mujhe msg na karna. Its all over...

Maine kabhi aisa kaha hai ?

Nahin Na ?

Phir msg kyun nahi karte ?

9) Ek haathi talaab mein gir gaya,
ab bahaar kaise aayegaa?

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-gilla hokar- tu tension liya mat kar yar

10) Why a man with a broken heart don't need General Knowledge ?

?

b'coz

Jab Dil hi toot gaya... toh
'G.K.' kya karenge..

darani · Posted: December 05 2006 Post subject: one more

Duniya main nahi aap dilon main rahte hain ,
Aap se milne ko log apna naseeb kahte hain ,
Jinse bhi aapne dosti ki
Duniya wale unko khush naseeb kahte hain !

Jinki aankhe aansuon se nam nahi ,
Kya samjhte ho unhe koi gam nahi ,
Tum tadap kar ro diye toh kya ,
Gam chupa kar bhi hasne wale kam nahi !

Wisvaas bankar log zinagi main aate hain ,
Khuwaab bankar aankhon main sama jate hain ,
Pahle toh yakeen dilate hain ki woh apne hain ,
Fir jane kyon tanha chod jate hain !

Vaade bhi usne kya khoob nibhaye hain ,
Zakham mufft , dard tohfe main bhijwaye hain ,
Isse badhkar wafadari ki misal kya hogi ,
Maut se pahle woh KAFAN leke aaye hain !

Palkon ki nami main sapno ko chupa kar ,
humne unhe jane ki ijajat de di ,
hum toot kar bikhar gaye tukdon main ,
Unhe muskurane ki ijajat de di !

Bikhre aansoo ke moti hum pee na sake ,
Teri yaad main hum sari raat so na sake ,
Bah na jaye aansuon main tasweer teri ,
Bas yahi soch kar hum ro na sake !

Woh mil jate hain kahani bankar ,
Dil main bas jate hain nishani bankar ,
jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aankon main ,
Kyon nikal jate hain woh pani bankar ,

Khyalon ko kisi ki aas rahti hai ,
Nigahon ko teri talash rahti hai ,
Tere bina koi kami nahi hai ,lekin ,
Tere bagair tabiyat udas rahti hai !

Samajhna koi dil ki baat ko ,
Dard duniya ne bina shoce hi de diya ,
Sah liya jo humne dard ko chupke se ,
Toh fir hume Patthar dil kah diya !

darani · Posted: December 05 2006 Post subject: one more

1) Man & wife catch a thief.
Fat wife sat on thief's back, askd hsband 2 go get Police,
hsbnd was takin time 2 find his shoes.
Thief cried: O meri hi jutti pa jaa!

2) Hi ! What r U doing? Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek swal ka jwab do. Swal hai K woh kaun sa jaanwar hai, jo is waqt Mera SMS pad rha hai.

3) Frog 2 sardar-kya sardar ka dimag hota hai?
Srdr-haan hota hai.
Frog-nahi hota hai n frog jumps in d water.
Srdr-isme suicide krne ki kya baat hai I was joking.

4) Zindgi mein kabhi tension mat lena, bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna,agar rose ke badle sandel mile to,kehna pyaari Behna sada kush rehna.

5) A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and
cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my
legs!!!
"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cut
off both of your arms."

6) Dil se bolu ek baat me sachchi,

Hum tum ek daal ke panchhi,

Dosti hamari ye hogi na kachchi,

Teri photo se to meri negative achchhi...

7) My Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile Is analgesic, My Touch Is Anti Inflammatory,My Presence Is Antiseptic,My Feeling Is antipyretic... Thats Why I Am
Pharmacist.

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Pahele TEJ BARIS ki tarah SMS aaye..
Fir RIMJIM SMS aaye..
Ab RUKRUK kar BUND BUND SMS aa rahe he..
kya aage AKAAL ane ki CHETAWANI to nahi?

9) Jb Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Maza Aya Hoga.Hasi Di Bachon Wali,Surat Di Bholi Bhali,Mizaz Diya Cool,or Dimaag gya bhul.

10) Santa- arz kiya hai. Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag
gayi..

darani · Posted: December 06 2006 Post subject: This is my 500th post....

Dushmani Dusman se

Pyar Pasand se

Khushi Har1 se

Rishty Apno se

Mohbat Mehboob se

Ishq Ashiq se

Magar Dosti Dil se

Jo Humne ki hai Aap se.

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Tanha rehna to seekh liya hamne

Par khush na kabi reh payenge.

Teri doori to phir seh leta hai ye dil

Par teri dosti ke bin na jee payenge.

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TUM BANKE DOST AISE AAYE ZINDGI ME

KE HUM YE ZAMANA HI BHUL GAYE.

TUMHE YAD AAYE NA AAYE HAMARI KABHI

PAR HUM TO TUMHE BHULANA HI BHUL GAYE

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Sapna kbhi sakaar nhi hota

mohabbat ka koi akaar nhi hota.

Sab kuch ho jata hai zindagi me,

mgr dobara kisi se pyar nhi hota.

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Kyun nazrein churae baithe ho

Kyun dil ko dabaye baithe ho.

Arey hum itne bhi bure nahi

Jo humein bhulaye baithe ho.

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Tum Bin Jeena To Kya-Jeene Ka khayal Bhi Nahi

Tum Bin Jee Le Ye Apna Haal Bhi Nhi.

Tum Hame Bhool Jao Ho Skta Hai

Hum Tumhe Bhool Jaye-Iska To Swal Hi Nhi.

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DOSTI ajkal sirf sms ka khel hai

agar send karo to hi reply milta hai.

baate bahut badi karte hai ye dost

par na bhejo sms thode din to bhool jate hai ye dost.

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Eyes are not meant 4 tears

and heart is not meant 4 fear,

never get upset but always cheer

bcoz you are the one

who can make people smile for years.

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Smooth roads never make good drivers

Smooth sea never makes good sailors

Clear skies never make good pilots

Problem free life never makes a strong & good person.

Have a tough, but winning day ahead.

Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life.

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If SoMe1 AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity,

I wud SiT nExT 2 u,

PuLL U aLL CloSe 2 Me,

PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd U

n sAy pRoUdLy,

DiS Is humanity..

Lovin

.

.

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.

.

.

.

ANIMALS

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Chor ek ghar mein chori karne gaya,

tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE

KI JARURT NAHI,452 Number LAGAO AUR

SAAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,

TIJORI KHUL JAYGI".

Jaise hi button dabaya,alarm baja

aur police aayi.Jaate waqt chor

seth se bola "AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE

VISHWAS UTH GAYA ".

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Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se

rote-rote naina thak jayenge.

Pyar karna hamesha padosi se

roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge.

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Vo pyar hi kya jisme ladai na ho,

vo ishq hi kya jisme judai na ho,

vo shaam hi kya jisme koi jaam na ho,

vo inbox hi kya jisme humara naam na ho..

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Tum mere dil ko tarsate ho

MISS CALL ki tarah.

Mere ghar aajao

RECEIVED CALL ki tarah.

Fursat na mile aajao

SMS ki tarah

Tum kho na jana

NOT REACHABLE ki tarah.

aur rooth na jana

SWITCH OFF ki tarah.

Tum par yakien hai

FULL TALKTIME ki tarah.

Baar baar dekhte hain tumhe

*123# ACCOUNT BALANCE ki tarah.

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