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darani · Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject:

Teacher : Usne khud-kushi karlior usey khud-kushi karni padi dono mein fark batao.

Student : Pehla share trader tha or doosra uska broker tha....

darani · Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject:

Teacher : Water ka formula batao..?
Student : H2 MgCl Nacl HNO3 HCl etc.....
Teacher : Ye kya hai?
Student : Sir, ye ganga ka polluted pani he.

darani · Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject:

Wife hints 2 husband 4 a new car saying, "Dear, buy me something dat goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs wen i'm on it". Husband gifted her a WEIGHING MACHINE.

darani · Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject:

Aapki

Do

Jheel si

Gahri

khubsurat

jukhi-jukhi

aankhon

ke darmayan

jo

naak hai

wo bah rahi hai,

use

saaf karo...

darani · Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject:

Only
once
in ur
life
u
vil
get a
RIGHT PERSON
with whom u'll
get
married.
So till den
keep njoying
wid d
wrong ones...!

darani · Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject:

My frnd asked me luv q hota hai??

i said-jb sala tym khrab ho, aap par shani bhaari ho, god ka apse maje lene ka mann ho tb sala luv hota hai

darani · Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject:

Monk in monastry : We go for years widout any verbal communication. We call it vow silence
Man : I have d same experience. But its called marriage...!

darani · Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject:

Palanooru varudam aagumam oru VAIRAM uruvaaga..!

Appadi irukka nee mattum yeppadi 10 maathathil..!

Control urself...
Free msg'na ipadi comedy varathaan seiyum...

darani · Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject:

Sabhi dukho se mukti k liye
prabhu ki yeh tasveer
..........Dikhiyee...............

SORRY

Papiyo ko bhagwan nahi dikhte

darani · Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject:

Inky pinky ponky!
Sms padikudhu donkey!
Donkey smiles, Cel phone cries!
Inky pinky ponky
Ha ha ha ..........

darani · Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject:

Y did d man take his pregnant wife to pizza hut?

Ans : Bcoz dey advertised free delivery.....

darani · Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject:

A gud relation does not depend on hw good understanding we have...But it depends on hw better we avoid misunderstandings....

darani · Posted: November 26 2008 Post subject:

Thermometers are the only things tat get

"DEGREE" widout studying..!

-By back bench brilliants...

darani · Posted: November 26 2008 Post subject:

Attitude is d deciding factor for any problem bcoz
If u cry at a trouble, it grows double.
If u laugh at a trouble, it disappears like a bubble..!

darani · Posted: November 26 2008 Post subject:

Smart way to sit idle in house widout reasons...

wat else!...

Get placed in an IT company.....

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