| Do you like this collection? |
| Yes |
|
95% |
[ 22 ] |
| No |
|
4% |
[ 1 ] |
|
| Total Votes : 23 |
|
| Author |
Message |
darani
Save Enterprise Elite
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 5459
Location: India(Chennai)
|
 Posted: November 09 2008 Post subject: |
 |
|
All electrons were in a PARTY.
Protons attacked them.
A HERO saves them.
Electrons asked "WHO R U?"
Hero said,
BOND
COVALENT BOND...
_________________
 |
|
|
darani
Save Enterprise Elite
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 5459
Location: India(Chennai)
|
| Posted: November 09 2008 Post subject: |
|
|
Vadivel : Hi unga dress supera irukku. Deepavalikku eduthadhaa?
Parthiban : Illa!
Vadivel : Apparammmmmm.........???
Parthiban : Enakku eduthadhu...!
_________________
|
|
darani
Save Enterprise Elite
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 5459
Location: India(Chennai)
|
| Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject: |
|
|
"Every new idea is a joke. Until, once man achieves it."
_________________
|
|
darani
Save Enterprise Elite
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 5459
Location: India(Chennai)
|
| Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject: |
|
|
Roadla pora ponnu paartha, porikinnu solranga....
Bt veetla poi ponna paartha, mappulainu solranga..!
Wat a crazy society......
_________________
|
|
sunnyajmal
V I P
Joined: 18 Feb 2008
Posts: 8649
Location: Hearts
|
|
darani
Save Enterprise Elite
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 5459
Location: India(Chennai)
|
| Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject: |
|
|
Teacher : Usne khud-kushi karlior usey khud-kushi karni padi dono mein fark batao.
Student : Pehla share trader tha or doosra uska broker tha....
_________________
|
|
darani
Save Enterprise Elite
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 5459
Location: India(Chennai)
|
| Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject: |
|
|
Teacher : Water ka formula batao..?
Student : H2 MgCl Nacl HNO3 HCl etc.....
Teacher : Ye kya hai?
Student : Sir, ye ganga ka polluted pani he.
_________________
|
|
darani
Save Enterprise Elite
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 5459
Location: India(Chennai)
|
| Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject: |
|
|
Wife hints 2 husband 4 a new car saying, "Dear, buy me something dat goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs wen i'm on it". Husband gifted her a WEIGHING MACHINE.
_________________
|
|
darani
Save Enterprise Elite
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 5459
Location: India(Chennai)
|
| Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject: |
|
|
Aapki
Do
Jheel si
Gahri
khubsurat
jukhi-jukhi
aankhon
ke darmayan
jo
naak hai
wo bah rahi hai,
use
saaf karo...
_________________
|
|
darani
Save Enterprise Elite
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 5459
Location: India(Chennai)
|
| Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject: |
|
|
Only
once
in ur
life
u
vil
get a
RIGHT PERSON
with whom u'll
get
married.
So till den
keep njoying
wid d
wrong ones...!
_________________
|
|
darani
Save Enterprise Elite
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 5459
Location: India(Chennai)
|
| Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject: |
|
|
My frnd asked me luv q hota hai??
i said-jb sala tym khrab ho, aap par shani bhaari ho, god ka apse maje lene ka mann ho tb sala luv hota hai
_________________
|
|
darani
Save Enterprise Elite
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 5459
Location: India(Chennai)
|
| Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject: |
|
|
Monk in monastry : We go for years widout any verbal communication. We call it vow silence
Man : I have d same experience. But its called marriage...!
_________________
|
|
darani
Save Enterprise Elite
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 5459
Location: India(Chennai)
|
| Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject: |
|
|
Palanooru varudam aagumam oru VAIRAM uruvaaga..!
Appadi irukka nee mattum yeppadi 10 maathathil..!
Control urself...
Free msg'na ipadi comedy varathaan seiyum...
_________________
|
|
darani
Save Enterprise Elite
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 5459
Location: India(Chennai)
|
| Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject: |
|
|
Sabhi dukho se mukti k liye
prabhu ki yeh tasveer
..........Dikhiyee...............
SORRY
Papiyo ko bhagwan nahi dikhte
_________________
|
|
darani
Save Enterprise Elite
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 5459
Location: India(Chennai)
|
| Posted: November 20 2008 Post subject: |
|
|
Inky pinky ponky!
Sms padikudhu donkey!
Donkey smiles, Cel phone cries!
Inky pinky ponky
Ha ha ha ..........
_________________
|
|
|
Chat
FAQ
Album
Log in
Register
Latest Topics
Mobile
Software
Search
Get NidoKidos Emails
