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08-13-2007, 01:57 PM
kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
"mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.

Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It's well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don't get it done.

08-13-2007, 01:58 PM
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, "is this love?".
GOD replied, "no dear, result is near

There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.

Looking back I find it hard to believe that I could forge a career in anything other than football but I didn't do too badly in my final exams and there were a few business-related courses that interested me

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me

08-14-2007, 04:05 PM
nice and funny.
based on me.


08-14-2007, 07:22 PM
nice good one
yaaa some directs towards me tooo

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08-14-2007, 11:00 PM
thanks napster

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09-24-2007, 10:47 AM
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09-25-2007, 10:56 PM
above action was taken by me...

09-25-2007, 11:04 PM
Nice job, napster.

09-25-2007, 11:15 PM
thanks sandeep.....but yaar job hai as a mod karni pade gi varna teacher maare ga...lolz :smt005 :smt005

09-26-2007, 02:26 PM
thnx naspter for doing that...

10-24-2007, 09:55 PM
thanks that good sms joke keep posting some more man

10-24-2007, 10:10 PM
:-) nice ones...lolz...

10-25-2007, 09:53 AM