kalyan
06-08-2007, 11:41 AM
One Man Recently married to her Girl Friend and He
> faces some Problem, then he call Microsoft Technical
> Support...
> Just read what he explain...
>
> Dear Microsoft Technical Support:
>
> I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded
> from
> Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new
> program began giving unexpected errors and also took
> up a lot of space and valuable resources. This
> wasn't
> mentioned in the product brochure.
>
> In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
> programs and launches during system initialization
> where it monitors all other system activity.
>
> Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cricket
>
> 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever
> selected. Attempting to operate Saturday Sports Bar
> 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs
> instead.
>
> I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
> whilst attempting to run any of my favorite
> applications. I am thinking about going back to
> Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall
> doesn't work on this program.
>
> With regards,
> Joe
>
> THE REPLY FROM MICROSOFT: -
>
> Dear Joe,
>
> This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
> misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend
> 7.0
>
> to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a
> UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0
> is
> an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to
> runeverything.
>
> You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
> still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is
> not designed to do this and it is impossible to
> uninstall, delete or purge the program files from
> the
> system once installed.
>
> Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or
> wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems.
> (See in manual under alimony Support and Solicitors
> Fees).
>
> Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you
> keep
> it installed and deal with the difficulties as best
> you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever
> you think has caused them, you must run the C: \I
> APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the
> *Esc-key.
>
> It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number
> of
>
> times but hopefully eventually the operating system
> will return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high
> maintenance program can be very rewarding.
>
> To get the most out of it consider buying additional
>
> software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do
> not under any circumstances install Secretary
> 36.24.36
> (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported
> application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost
> certainly crash.
>
> Thank you for using the program!!
> Micro-Soft Help DESK
> faces some Problem, then he call Microsoft Technical
> Support...
> Just read what he explain...
>
> Dear Microsoft Technical Support:
>
> I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded
> from
> Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new
> program began giving unexpected errors and also took
> up a lot of space and valuable resources. This
> wasn't
> mentioned in the product brochure.
>
> In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
> programs and launches during system initialization
> where it monitors all other system activity.
>
> Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cricket
>
> 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever
> selected. Attempting to operate Saturday Sports Bar
> 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs
> instead.
>
> I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
> whilst attempting to run any of my favorite
> applications. I am thinking about going back to
> Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall
> doesn't work on this program.
>
> With regards,
> Joe
>
> THE REPLY FROM MICROSOFT: -
>
> Dear Joe,
>
> This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
> misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend
> 7.0
>
> to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a
> UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0
> is
> an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to
> runeverything.
>
> You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
> still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is
> not designed to do this and it is impossible to
> uninstall, delete or purge the program files from
> the
> system once installed.
>
> Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or
> wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems.
> (See in manual under alimony Support and Solicitors
> Fees).
>
> Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you
> keep
> it installed and deal with the difficulties as best
> you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever
> you think has caused them, you must run the C: \I
> APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the
> *Esc-key.
>
> It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number
> of
>
> times but hopefully eventually the operating system
> will return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high
> maintenance program can be very rewarding.
>
> To get the most out of it consider buying additional
>
> software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do
> not under any circumstances install Secretary
> 36.24.36
> (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported
> application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost
> certainly crash.
>
> Thank you for using the program!!
> Micro-Soft Help DESK