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05-29-2007, 12:43 PM
A woman goes to office of international office of lie statistics - she sees a large Wall full of Clocks.

She asks officer: What are these for?

officer answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves.

The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? ...

Angel says: Its Mother Teresa's. It never moved, showing that she never told lie.

The woman asks: Where are the clocks of our Indian men?

The officer replies: Those are in our office, We use them as 'OFFICE FANS'

She then asked, what of the Indian women?

The officer replied, 'those are out there generating electricity!'

05-29-2007, 12:47 PM
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