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Jasmine Surve
05-17-2007, 10:22 AM
Hi u all check this mail......


Dedicated to all the house wives of the world!!!!
A man was sick and tiredof going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her tosee what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work everyday and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her toknow what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine fora day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom,granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke asa woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, Setout their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drovethem to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took itto the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went groceryshopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills andbalanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed thedog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do thelaundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to theschool to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the wayhome. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breadedthe pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleanedthe kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and putthem to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren'tfinished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managedto get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awokeand immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know whatI was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay homeall day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinitewisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson andI will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll justhave to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
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