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05-11-2007, 09:41 AM
Side Effects of Love : Female version

Overtime - If you are in a 9 - 5 job, and your boyfriend goes to office from 11am - 11pm, you have to do Overtime!!! Meaning, you sleep late, get up early.. make food after you get home (even if you have had the toughest day in your life, first cook his food)..

Khaana Pakana - as much as he might be OK with you not knowing how to cook, he expects you will learn and make him some good food, if not as good as his moms (never will be), atleast something edible..

Food changes everything - His mood, his feelings for you, his opinion of you..Believe me, EVERYTHING!!

His friends/ your friends – become ‘Our Friends’

‘Commitment’ – the word that scares him the most in the English dictionary..

The 2-faced man – as much as he likes you to be ‘western’ in your clothing, he would Really prefer the traditional girl in you..

The Kid - Men will always be boys!!! They don’t grow up.. EVER!!!!

Appreciate his brilliance from time to time - Men like to be appreciated for their ideas/ methods / conversations / advice.. Many of the brilliant conversations come after a few pegs are down.. (they may be repetitive, but, don’t notice).. So, give it to him

Tell him who you find HOT / SEXY.. He doesn’t believe in the line, " Tu hi to mera sansar hai.. Aisa mera pyaar hai".. He wants to know who his competition is!! (Even though there may be none)

Momma’s boy – At the end, Momma knows everything & you don’t know anything!

‘The Image” – ‘I don’t fall for ANY girl.. Girls fall for me” Poor dude, doesn’t know when reality hits him, “Chappad phaad ke deta hai!!”

Most common gene - “I am emotionally stable & mature” - Yeah, and I am the princess of Narnia!!

Decision Maker – he makes ALL the decisions in the house.. He decides which bank account the money comes out of – urs or mine!?

Sports - “Even if the streets are filled with riots, and there is an Arsenal – Chelsea match, the match is more important.. Don’t dishturb!” Even if they don’t understand the sport, they have to watch it & make comments.

Friends - Constant comparison as to whether they are ‘Joey’ or ‘Chandler’ or ‘Ross’, and couldn’t care less about which of them you are..

The Acid test - The best Friend!

Weekend – “Life is a weekend” – it seems that they live from Sunday to Saturday, and thus you work Overtime (refer to point no. 1) during the week.. and you don’t even get any extra credit for it!

Gossip Mongrels – He wants all the gossip on your friends, but, wont accept that its gossip, coz, then, its called ‘An update’!

Smoking – Time pass & a good reason to check out the women at office..

Women Effect - The ex-s, the present, mom, sister, sister-in-law, cousin sister, all the women in his life- His biggest balancing act!

Work-life balance- He is always the busy one at work.. If by any chance you are busy one day, god help you!!!

Flirting – He thinks it’s an art, and he knows it! Worst of all, he thinks that’s how he got you..

Fights & Makeup – Goes by the assumption that a kiss or a rose is all that you need to patch up after a fight.. I say, “Be a man”, “Mard Ban”; Lets talk!!

TV Remote – What is that?

Statements you hear often from your boyfriend:

“I have to take care of the family” – I am not family!
“Main hoon na” – That’s the problem!
“Who is she talking to for SO long?” – Dude, its only been 10 minutes!
“Your phone is constantly engaged.. Who are you talking to?” (no matter what the reply, its not good enough)
“Make tea na… Get me biscuits… Maggiiiiiii…” – Get a cook!!
“What are we doing for dinner tonight?” - Like I have a say in the matter!!!!
“Uff.. How much Shopping will you do?” – even when the last time you went Shopping was 3 months back!

To the men reading this post : We all know the reality of the situation, so, lets not be justfying anything said here..

To the women reading this post : Have I left out any important points?

Disclaimer – this is a collection of thoughts from women with boyfriends and not about anybody in particular. Any coincidence with my friends’ behaviors with their girlfriends is purely coincidental.

05-11-2007, 11:01 AM
LOL...Lets try not to justify :smt003

05-11-2007, 12:17 PM
hi casper: :smt003
i dont think your going to be the most popular male in the group.some guys arent going to like reading things that are true about them.
as for the gals they might feel happy that someone recognizes their plig
hts and woes.a champion hero :smt003
a big smile from me too

05-11-2007, 01:02 PM
Its called "balancing" :smt002 :smt003

So don't get too excited :smt003

05-11-2007, 01:22 PM
usually we get a one sided opinion and the womanfolk usually are the guinea pigs once in awhile when we see the other side lets accept and let me feel good about it.i know you dont like to hear the truth and nothing but the truth Knight :smt003
i cant see any smiles presently from you

05-11-2007, 01:30 PM
LOL...someone is serious...let's chill...what say you? :smt001

05-11-2007, 01:32 PM
Its called "balancing" :smt002 :smt003

So don't get too excited :smt003

y u say like this...? :smt017 anyhow thanks ur quotes. :smt003

Thanks again for laliv & knight... :smt007

Have I left out any important points?

05-11-2007, 01:40 PM
Hey Caster the friendly ghost,

It was meant for Lalliv but nothing serious :smt002

There could be some amendments but lets not put the pressure too much on our beloved females :smt003


05-11-2007, 01:40 PM
hey knight you wouldnt find a serious bone in me usually. so dont give up when you hear the truth and something you dont want to hear
and knight your ever welcome for my feedbacks as for more gribbing i really wouldnt know :smt003 :smt003 :smt003
smile and lets all be happy
this is lots of fun and lets keep it that way

05-11-2007, 01:49 PM
LOL...I'm glad to hear that :smt003

Complete truth wasn't spoken here and I hope to keep it that way *hint* :smt003

You are welcome for your feedback too :smt001

Oh yeah this is fun...lets definitely keep this up :smt002

05-11-2007, 02:09 PM
to : knight.

ur right laliv....

I also agree.... I always love feed back.....so wat ever it is negative or positive do not hesitate... dear...

05-11-2007, 02:32 PM
Lets get comments rolling