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casper_fms
05-07-2007, 10:04 AM
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to".
The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".
The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside , what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"
God took a deep breath and said, "YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THAT BRIDGE???"

:smt010 :smt021

lalliv
05-07-2007, 11:37 AM
:smt001
being from the female faternity i never realized we were so difficult to understand.many of your articles sure show us out to be complex and ununderstandable suddenly i m starting to get some sort of a complex :smt003 . all humans are complex you just have to make a little effort to understand them i guess. what say you??????????

casper_fms
05-07-2007, 02:44 PM
:smt001
being from the female faternity i never realized we were so difficult to understand.many of your articles sure show us out to be complex and ununderstandable suddenly i m starting to get some sort of a complex :smt003 . all humans are complex you just have to make a little effort to understand them i guess. what say you??????????

thanks for ur quote... :smt004 dnt take this as serious.. this is just a joke :smt003

knight
05-08-2007, 11:16 AM
:smt001
being from the female faternity i never realized we were so difficult to understand.many of your articles sure show us out to be complex and ununderstandable suddenly i m starting to get some sort of a complex :smt003 . all humans are complex you just have to make a little effort to understand them i guess. what say you??????????

Women are all fine as long as they are friends. When they become more than friends, they are really hard to understand. Do I make sense?

saksham_barar
05-08-2007, 11:40 AM
lol.....

lalliv
05-08-2007, 01:07 PM
:smt009
if i took all you guys seriously id end up with a lot of problems.what say.
have agreat day .

lalliv
05-08-2007, 01:10 PM
. :smt009
i think i know for a fact that women are just as nice as friends and anything beyond that. just learn to treat them with alittle love and care :smt003
try might be you ll meet someone really nice.
smile and have agreat day

knight
05-08-2007, 01:41 PM
Women are some wonderful species. They just know how to manipulate men's feelings. But men find it really difficult to understand women and their moods. Sometime no matter how hard you try, its wrong in the woman's eyes.

lalliv
05-08-2007, 01:50 PM
:smt001
sure we re a wonderful species, the rarest and the most precious.
you really havent met any nice women looks like :smt009
I have come to believe that the attitude is all wrong. change the attitude and see the difference :smt003
have agreat day
smile always

knight
05-08-2007, 02:00 PM
Rarest you said? Nearly 52% of the population is female I heard :smt002

Maybe I haven't met as nice women. One's I've met however knew how to manipulate men's feelings. Funny thing is they do it so lovingly that a man won't realise he's been manipulated :smt003

Attitude...hmm...maybe but how does it connect with trying to do the right thing and it still becoming wrong? :smt009

lalliv
05-08-2007, 05:14 PM
:smt001
trying to do what you think is right may be the problem. your right thing and her right thing dont seem to be the same. might be you have to try hard to find out what her right thing is. then it surely becomes right thing.RIGHT?????? :smt003
sorry to trouble you with my opinions :smt003

knight
05-08-2007, 05:17 PM
Doing what she says right was the wrong thing in the end...LOL See what I mean? :smt003

lalliv
05-08-2007, 09:32 PM
:smt003
the basic problem is that you never found out what the right thing was from the beginning. :smt003

knight
05-08-2007, 10:39 PM
Like you know whether I found that out or no :smt077

rudraroy
05-09-2007, 01:22 AM
FRAILITY THY NAME IS WOMEN. . . Need i say more

knight
05-09-2007, 07:20 AM
FRAILITY THY NAME IS WOMEN. . . Need i say more

You need not :smt002

lalliv
05-09-2007, 11:57 AM
:smt009
hey knight;
doesnt look like you got to find out the right thng otherwise you wouldnt have problems.
i certainlly wouldnt know how would I right???????
anyway have a nice day and smile on the thought that most women are not up to your expectaionsLOL
:smt003
you might have afewprobs in the future.

lalliv
05-09-2007, 12:05 PM
:smt009
hi Rudraroy so one would think that the male species are flawless. As knight mentions with stats we make up 53% of the population,BEWARE and never mention these words to either your sisters or you female friends.
take care and smile while you can

knight
05-09-2007, 12:14 PM
Hey Lalliv,

I gotta agree with you. I don't seem to have found out the right thing but then again, is there a right thing a man can do when it comes to women? :smt003 I'm not sure whether I should smile or worry :smt017

knight
05-09-2007, 12:17 PM
:smt009
hi Rudraroy so one would think that the male species are flawless. As knight mentions with stats we make up 53% of the population,BEWARE and never mention these words to either your sisters or you female friends.
take care and smile while you can

Flawless...I don't know...but demand...very high...LOL

gulatai
05-09-2007, 03:28 PM
FRAILITY THY NAME IS WOMEN. . . Need i say morehi all!!!!!!! am the new member!!!!! can i have cute friends???????

lalliv
05-09-2007, 04:51 PM
:smt001
hi gulatai
welcome to the group.you kinda found yourself a few load mouths.
dont know if im cute but surely can be a friend. hope you enjoy contributing and bickering along with us.
smile and enjoy your day

lalliv
05-09-2007, 04:54 PM
:smt001
dont you worry and smile because when it comes truely from the heart
it ll defs be right. come on be reasonable we arent so bad im sure. What say???????????nor are we demanding :smt003 :smt020

knight
05-09-2007, 05:11 PM
I'll put it this way...can't live with them and can't live without them. Women definitely are very demanding...don't you agree? But I was talking about the demand male population enjoy being just 48% :smt003

casper_fms
05-10-2007, 09:40 AM
Oh dear what a response.... Thanks Laliv, Knight & all others who replied.. thanks a lot...

If my post hurts any one I feel very sorry dear.... I dnt want hurt anyone... specially women..... Without them its impossible live on this earth.... I Love My Mom, Sister & Wife.... I respect them all.... Thanks & Sorry again....

Casper..

knight
05-10-2007, 09:49 AM
Hey Casper,

No worries mate. I was just making fun. Hope Lalliv too.

Cheers

lalliv
05-10-2007, 12:28 PM
:smt003
hey casper no need to apologize for anything,we re here to have lots of fun and alls fair in love and war.
sure i know that you cant do without the women folk. :smt001
smile and enjoy your day

madan.ram
11-23-2007, 08:13 PM
just have s..............

mostwantedcrime
02-10-2008, 01:20 PM
Hey thats Great men..............

jesna
06-17-2008, 06:51 PM
i enjoyed d war of d forces.......heheh ......wel although i thk lalliv is alone in this war of words she is still enough to fight on behalf of us all .....i am a new memeber so ......hope u dnt mind my comments

hemasnair
06-18-2008, 10:28 AM
hi...Lalliv would have bundle of words to struggle...y u know...she is a matured woman. So her thoughts....her points of views will always stand straight in front of any fake arguments....I believe whatever she said is true...and watever knight is arguing will change one day when he will meet a women of his choice and will find the meaning of real women!!!

Elaveni
07-17-2008, 10:04 PM
very much accepted yar...... :smt002

mach
09-05-2008, 06:01 PM
ha ha
wo o
Lozzzzzzzzz!!!

faisalchill
03-20-2009, 04:08 PM
hahahahah

faisalchill
03-20-2009, 04:09 PM
Jokes are only meant to refresh you.

casper.shafaz
03-23-2009, 01:02 PM
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to".
The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".
The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside , what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"
God took a deep breath and said, "YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THAT BRIDGE???"

:smt010 :smt021

This is a post of mine.. But I dont know, I cant log on my old account. also without my OLD ID, I dont want 2 be active in this...

gyansingh86
10-14-2009, 12:02 AM
. :smt009
i think i know for a fact that women are just as nice as friends and anything beyond that. just learn to treat them with alittle love and care :smt003
try might be you ll meet someone really nice.
smile and have agreat day

:smt006 I completely agree with ur views....Guys grow fast physically and girls grow fast mentally.....so girls are always more emotional than guys.....here difference take place....i.e to understand emotions a man needs to me emotional himself....so anyone can understand a girl provided he is emotional......hope this helps.....Take care...!

naeem_90
04-01-2010, 08:48 AM
it's all to say that itis awesome,.............

cupcakes
04-02-2010, 02:43 AM
haha haha hah ! omg!

richastudious
04-07-2010, 06:36 PM
so tis was good!but things are not what they seem :smt003

sabercool
04-08-2010, 11:02 PM
nice...............