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darani
04-21-2007, 08:40 PM
COLLEGE LIFE : -


Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Last Exam == Independence Day
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
Supplementary == Aakhri Rasta

darani
04-21-2007, 08:48 PM
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, "Were u the one who changed my sign this morning? What did u write?"

The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what u said but in a different way."
What he had written was: "Today is a beautiful day & I cannot see it."

Do u think the first sign & the second sign were saying the same thing? Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply told people to help by putting some money in the hat.

The second sign told people that they were able to enjoy the beauty of the day, but the boy could not enjoy it because he was blind.

The first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?


Moral of the Story:

Be thankful for what you have.

Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively

Invite the people towards good with wisdom.

darani
04-21-2007, 08:51 PM
To the question of ur life,
you are the only Answer.
To the problems of ur life,
you are the only Solution.


Have a great day!!!!

darani
04-21-2007, 08:55 PM
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.


Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

darani
04-21-2007, 09:32 PM
1). The lecturers dont teach.The students dont
study.The only guy who benefits is the one who owns
the 'dhaba' next to the college.

2).Rules are made to be broken.

3).Promises are made to be b roken.

4).Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!

5).Guys always think the chics in the college next
lane are more beautiful.

5).The geeks are the most pampered lot during the
internal exams.

6).The lab assistants are the most respected
people(during the lab exams i.e)

7).The watchmen are the people most bribed.

8).The HOD is the person most respected(heights of
sycophancy here).

9).The principal is the person most abused and
insulted(behind the back i.e)

10).Dropping subjects is 'cool'.(arre yaar..drop the
idea of dropping subjects plzz).

11).There is always a lecturer in the college who cant
speak proper 'english'.

12).Night-out is the second most important tool to ace
the exams.

13).All time u will be in debate with students of other
branch as their branch is d BEST.


14).The most important tool..the bhramastra.. is the
'chit' in which the words can be understood only by
the person who wrote them(in most of the cases i.e)

15).The freshers are the most sought after..be it in
the canteen,the 'free' periods or for completing the
records,assignments .

16).One has to live in constant fear of a DROP all
through the engg carrier as according to new revised
stringent RULES any thing can happen to ANYONE.
( KISI KO KUCH BHI HO SAKTA HAI) .

17).The second-years are the ones with the 'I am the
don-of-the-college' feeling iff one not has MECHANICS KT of
1st sem.....( BAP of all papers of ENGG).

18).The third years are the ones with the
'so-many-backlogs' feeling and the poor souls get down
to studying after bossing around in the college
for so long.but the fun still continues.

19).The fourth years have no connection wit h the
college whatsoever.. .with no interest in
ragging,pulling each other`s legs,the bday parties,the
bday bums et al whic

darani
04-24-2007, 01:27 PM
In case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear....

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.



IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.



IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.



IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.



IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.



IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share the toilet



IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.



IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from

your salary to pay for prisoners.



IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.



IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

darani
04-28-2007, 02:08 PM
Most of the rewards of success often come after
The age of 40. that will be when, the hackneyed line goes, "Life begins" and things will not be as hard as when you were still struggling to hack out career. By the time you reach that age, you should already be valued for your experience, knowledge and judgement, rather than for your ability to work 18 hours everyday.

So what should you do to make sure you make it big before you reach that age?

1. DO YOUR HOMEWORK. Learn everything you need to know about your business or profession before 40.

2. DEVELOP YOUR OWN STYLE. Before
You're 40, learn what u'r comfortable with
Whether it's the way you dress or simply
The small touches that set you apart. You
Can experiment in your 20's and 30's but
Establish your own style firmly by the
You're 40.

3. PUT YOUR EMOTIONAL LIFE IN ORDER,
IF POSSIBLE. It's easier to climb the totem
Pole of your career if you are happy in life,
Rather than when you are mired in emotional crises. Its hard enough to
Succeed without taking on personal
Problems that lessen your energy and
Divert your attention. Besides unhappiness
Is like a disease. It gradually eclipses
Interest in everything else. Of course, all
Your difficulties cant be avoided, and one has to rise above them. But those who have managed to put their personal lives in order by the time they are 40 are generally in better shape for success than those who have not. So if you are going to a hopeless
Affair, do it before the problem's drags on
Into the 5th decade of your life.

4. KNOW YOUR WEAKNESSES.
Accept the things that u don't do well, cant
Stand, and wont do. Get into the kind of work you enjoy before you are 40 or you are guaranteeing yourself an unhappy decade or two after that age.

5. KNOW UR STRENGTH You better decide what you're good at, too, and recognize the things you enjoy doing and do better than anyone else. Whatever you're role, knowing who you are and what you've good at is critical for success.

6. MAKE A START PUTTING AWAY YOUR "I QUIT" MONEY. Nothing is so depressing as absolute dependency the knowledge that you cant afford to quit your job or take
A risk in changing careers. Put away enough so that you have a safety net. You
May never use it, but sometimes, the only proper response to situation is "Gentleman quit" and you'll hate yourself if you're not in a position to say it.

7. ESTABLISH A NETWORK If by 40 you have'nt build a network of friends, or at least people who rely on you and to whom you can turn, you are in trouble. A network
Is not something you can establish overnight. It takes adecades of nurturing.
In business as in politics, you need a lot of people, spread out in the right places, who you can depend on you.

8. LEARN TO DELEGATE Those who cant do this are condemned to remain in subordinate positions. Delegation is half of success. A person who cannot delegate will
Find him fatally handicapped. You must be able to pick the right people and trust them.

9. LEARN WHEN TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT More careers are
Ruined by careless
Talk than by anything else. Learn to keep quite and look wise. People will naturally suppose that you know more than you probably do. Don't gossip and don't talk about your plans. A reputation for keeping
Secrets far outweighs the easy popularity
That sharing gossip may give you. Remember, in higher management, secrecy
Is highly valued.

10. BE LOYAL A reputation for disloyalty usually makes you unwelcome anywhere in business. You claw your way to the top not by back stabbing, but by establishing on in your career a solid-reputation as a faithful man. If you can't establish a reputation for rock-hard 100 percent loyalty by the time you're 40, you wont find many places to go in your career.

11. ALWAYS KEEP YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR
Here on earth, nothing is forever, not even
Success!

darani
05-03-2007, 08:08 AM
Don't force a fit. If something is meant to be, it will come together naturally.

When things aren't going so well, take a break. Everything will look different when you return.

Be sure to look at the big picture. Getting hung up on the little pieces only leads to frustration.

Perseverance pays off. Every important puzzle went together bit by bit, piece by piece.

When one spot stops working, move to another. But be sure to come back later (see above).

The creator of the puzzle gave you the picture as a guidebook.

Variety is the spice of life. It's the different colors and patterns that make the puzzle interesting.

Establish the border first. Boundaries give a sense of security and order.

Don't be afraid to try different combinations. Some matches are surprising.

Take time to celebrate your successes (even little ones).

Anything worth doing takes time and effort. A great puzzle can't be rushed.

darani
05-21-2007, 04:17 PM
To reach your goal or to attain success,
you don't need to know all of the answers in advance.
But you do need to have a clear idea of your goal.

Everyone who got where they are
had to begin where they were.
You are surrounded by opportunities.

Don't procrastinate when faced with difficult problems.
Break those problems into parts,
and handle one part at a time.

Develop tendencies toward action.
Break your big plan into small steps
and take the first step right away.
You can make something happen, right now.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
You can begin your journey to success today

Lina
05-21-2007, 04:33 PM
GOOD ONE.



Lini K

darani
05-21-2007, 04:37 PM
thnx for ur reply

have a gr8 day
bye tc

darani
05-29-2007, 08:49 AM
There is no remedy for love but to love more!
....Henry David Thoreau
When there is no enemy within, enemies outside cannot hurt you.
- African proverb

The only cure for grief is action.
- George Henry Lewes

Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult
saying "I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award."
The other is "You want fries with that?"
- Robin Williams (1951-)

It is one of the commonest of mistakes to consider that the limit of our power of perception is also the limit of all
there is to perceive.
- C. W. Leadbeater

Contentment: The smother of invention.
- Ethel Mumford

In case of doubt it is better to lean to the side of mercy.
- legal maxim

darani
06-28-2007, 06:36 PM
* Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is.


* You would achieve more, if you don't mind who gets the credit.


* When everything else is lost, the future stillremains.


* Don't fight too much. Or the enemy would know your art of war .


* The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.


* If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.


* If you do little things well, you'll do big ones better.


* Only thing that comes to you without effort is old age.


* You won't get a second chance to make the first impression .


* Only those who do nothing do not make mistakes.


* Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution.


* If you are not failing you're not taking enough risks.


* Don't try to get rid of bad temper by losing it.


* If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.


* Those who don't make mistakes usually don't make anything


* There are two kinds of failures. Those who think and never do, and those who do and never think.


* Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.


* All progress has resulted from unpopular decisions.


* Change your thoughts and you change your world.


* Understanding proves intelligence, not the speed of the learning.


* There are two kinds of fools in this world. Those who give advise and those who don't take it.


* The best way to kill an idea is to take it to a meeting.


* Management is doing things right. Leadership is doing the right things.


* Friendship founded on business is always better than business founded on friendship .