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atif
04-16-2007, 10:11 PM
Cool SMS Collection

Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.




9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!




If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms…





Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.




9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!





If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms…




sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it’s freedom. &sum say it’s money… but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!





I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please…
don’t move
steady
smile
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!




to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!




It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1’s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.





Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains….


Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.





9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!




If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms…





sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it’s freedom. &sum say it’s money… but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!




I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please…
don’t move
steady
smile
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!





To see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!





It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1’s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.




Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains….





Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.




Life is like a piano.Ahite keys are happy
moments & Black keys are sad moments.
But remember both keys r played together
2 give sweet music.Thats life live it…





If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn’t hash,
Then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash!




I m 6 letter word.235is soap name.456 is opposite to start.132is police report.35is opposite to out .246is a color.who m i?give ans if u r genies





some sms abbreviation
all the best ATB
be home let BHL8
boss is listning BIL
call u back later CUBL8R
fine fi9 or f9
excelent XLNT
good luck GUDLUK
running late RINGL8
wait for me W84m
where are you WRU
your ur
for ur information FYI
great GR8
lying LYN
call u back later CUB L8R




Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….




IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE’S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN blue eyes





When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You’re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He’s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It’s because he’s overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets




GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.





I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please…
don’t move
steady
smile
ready
click
ohh ho
Dil mey rehne walo ka kabhi snap aata hai kya??




7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems





When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them… they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!




Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains…





It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.




Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and…
Only the CUTE 1’s receive
MESSAGES From ME!





Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person.
I just did.




Those ‘midnight teas’,Those ‘bday bumps’… ‘Old torn jeans’, Those ‘late night walks’, ‘long chats’… ‘pinches & slaps’.. ‘crushes on pals’ & tat fight 4em’, ‘frying nuts’..making rowses bunking classes,calculating attendance percentage, copying tests and ass.:) gettin kicked out of class.. ’struggle 4marks’, ‘writin on desks’, ‘fight wit teachers’, ‘tears 4love’, those B-grade movies… Jst evritin… “Tatz college life” v cal it
“HEAVEN”





I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers… but none as SWEET as you.




Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday




true bravery is 2 arrive home…..fully drunk……a late night out…..&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:”hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho”





Positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly!




Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday…





sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS…
Think abt it.




DO
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
———-MOBILE——-
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START





Life is like a piano.White keys are happy
moments & Black keys are sad moments.
But remember both keys r played together
2 give sweet music.Thats life live it…




Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell’g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth’g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand’g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl…!





never mind people when they say you’re mad, cause they always mean to say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference.




the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.
silent cry





Every bad situation will have something positive…Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day…Think of this & lead ur life….




Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles….. For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love.





if someone asks me if ur good…ill say ur not…if they say ur
better …ill say ur not…why shud i say ur good or better coz ur
the best i ever had…





sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!




9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!





May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu



Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.





When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life




Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").





But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga




Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More

sabercool
09-19-2008, 10:40 AM
nice.............