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atif
04-13-2007, 12:06 PM
Friendship SmS

I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend

A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is allways there for you and never let you down

Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.

This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.

Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing!

When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.

Do you want to be a star********************************************** ****look above and you see stars.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you?

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.

Umm...your .... ZIP is open...

I'm not as dumb as you look.

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry, no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

Life is not easy, and it will never be, but remember you've got friends, and one of them is me!

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

sabercool
09-19-2008, 10:28 AM
hahaha...........