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04-09-2007, 03:47 PM
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
1. Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
2. We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry, NO BRAIN found...!
3. All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
4. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
5. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
6. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
7. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
8. Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
9. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
10. First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
11. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

09-19-2008, 12:21 AM