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darani
03-18-2007, 05:38 PM
Finally , the guys' side of the story.

We always hear " the rules " From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note.. These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

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1. Men are NOT mind readers.

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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

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1. Crying is blackmail.

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1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

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1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

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1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

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1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .

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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

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1. You have enough clothes.

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1. You have too many shoes.

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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

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1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

gulatai
05-11-2007, 05:40 PM
hahaha soooooooooooooooo cute.

knight
05-11-2007, 07:44 PM
This is 100% accurate! This should be printed and distributed among all women...! :smt003

lalliv
05-11-2007, 09:38 PM
:smt009
hey darani; hope you slept well on the coach today/tonight and even get a decent meal for the next three days. lets hear some more from you tomorrow so that we know your alive and kicking.

as for you knight can you imagine distributing to 53%of the population all you guys resources put together wouldnt be able to afford it. its really not worth it.
no one is hearing you guys and even if we are i dont think we want to change. even if we did you wouldnt notice the differenceLOL :smt003
me actually not smiling today

darani
05-11-2007, 10:25 PM
from first i can't understand wat u r speaking. i frankly say tat i do not know many double meanings. ok? so kindly speak directly. wat u were saying something abt coach and other things? say it directly.

have a gr8 day
bye tc

Sundus
05-21-2007, 07:13 PM
aHaN!!
thaTs REallY wROng I dUN AgrEE

gIrLS rULezz!!

knight
05-21-2007, 10:08 PM
:smt009
hey darani; hope you slept well on the coach today/tonight and even get a decent meal for the next three days. lets hear some more from you tomorrow so that we know your alive and kicking.

as for you knight can you imagine distributing to 53%of the population all you guys resources put together wouldnt be able to afford it. its really not worth it.
no one is hearing you guys and even if we are i dont think we want to change. even if we did you wouldnt notice the differenceLOL :smt003
me actually not smiling today

I'd say its a humble request to read through and not disturbing :smt003

knight
05-21-2007, 10:09 PM
aHaN!!
thaTs REallY wROng I dUN AgrEE

gIrLS rULezz!!

Err...girls rule what? :smt003

coolestnapster
05-21-2007, 11:12 PM
well galz rules yes i agree but only till the date guyz let them coz galz always wants some guyz behind them.........coz they like to be on top......and when they r not on the top they r confused :smt003 :smt003 :smt003 :smt005 and they'll never change the all r same lets agree on one point

knight
05-22-2007, 08:08 AM
Agreed :smt003