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atif
03-01-2007, 12:22 PM
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U?????? ************************************************** ***************

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
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Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOVE U
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?
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True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!
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The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love"
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!
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What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!
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Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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u r a donkey

d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young
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I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
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If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.
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My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
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When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
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5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch
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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
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.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone
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VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....
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Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me

My SMS Collection Part # 1

Diffrnc btween Love & Frinship...
"U give ur whole heart to ur lov & they BREAK it..."
But "u give ur broken heart to a friend & they MAKE it..."
Thats Frnship.

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If Yesterday didn't end up the way YOU planned,
just remember, GOD created TODAY for YOU to START a new one!
The BEST is yet to come!!

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When a Message sent from a distance...
U cannot see the Faces,
U cannot see the Smiles,
But
U can sense the care that truly come from?,?,?.

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Friends change, I know they do.. but this friend will always belong to you..
Friends hurt I know they do.. But this friend gets hurt more without "YOU"!

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I opened my wallet, found it empty, srched my pocket & found few coins,
srched my heart & i found u, then i realised how rich i'm 2 hav U...

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I kept ur name in my JOURNAL, n posted u in d LEDGER of my heart,
u wont b Classified as FIXEDASSETS,
bcoz d MARKET VALUE of frndshp wil nev DEPRECIATE 4 m hrt

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What Is Love ???
Love is when two people touch each other's soul.

Love is honesty and trust.
Love is helping one another.

Love is mutual respect
Love means that differences can be worked out.

Love is reaching your dreams together.
Love is the connection of two hearts,

...yours and mine!

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These are some of the romantic countries in the world.
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A . - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End....

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Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luv u..
Never say thanx who really need u..
Never blame a person who really trust u..
Never 4get a person who think u as LIFE..



Cool Friends

þ What is a friend? 1 soul in 2 bodies.
þ There are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet.
þ If you tell someone you like people, they can't resist liking you back.
þ He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.
þ Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.
þ True friendship is a plant of slow growth.
þ A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute.
þ Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.
þ A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend.
þ A faithful friend is the medicine of life.
þ Friendship needs no words....
þ The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend.
þ Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend.
þ A true friend tells you your faults in private.
þ A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.
þ True friendship never ends.
þ Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart.
þ Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
þ As long as forever, I will stay by your side; I,ll be your companion, your friend and your guide
þ Friends are like good bras: supportive, hard to find, and close to the heart.


SMS 2



Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Do you belive in love at first site, or should I walk by again?

I'm loved by some, hated by many, but wanted by many.

Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me.

Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!

If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always.

Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!

Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever.

Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell.

You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me.

Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love.

True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen.




funny shairy 1
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,


Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,




Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,


Ye ghar pe baitha larrki ka baap kiya jaaney.




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Hai tu agar mera dilbar,


Hai tu agar mera dilbar,




To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar.




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Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,


Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the.




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When words fails, Eyes works.


When eyes fails, heart works.


When heart fails...




To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya !




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Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha,


Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha,




unhon ne phenka hum pe phool,


lekin gamla bhi saath tha.




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Some One Is Loving you;


Caring for you;


Watching over you;


Protecting you


Guess Who?




Neighbour's Dog




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Na woh inkaar karti hai,


Na woh ikraar karti hai,


Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,


Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.




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Mene poochha chand se...


Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen?


Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam...


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Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye


aasman se chand taare torr laun,




Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye


aasman se chand taare torr laun,




Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???




(Kiya logical sher hai!!)




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funny shairy 2
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaey,


Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain,
to hum behosh ho gaey.


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Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,
Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,
Kiyun na aey teri yaad?


Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...


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Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,


Yahan likhna mana hai.


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Heer kahe Raanjhe se:
O sun mere Raanjhnaaa!
Jhoothe bartanon ko tum,


Ragarr ragarr kar maanjna!


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Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya,
Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,


Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,
Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main.



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SMS

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Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai


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Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!


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*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam dia hai!


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meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna band karo


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kya ker rahay ho?
busy ho?
kitna bussy ho?
ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho?
ager ziyada ho to message kyun parh rahy ho ?


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sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,
Kya aap ko kisi nay aaj tak itnay sms bheje hain?


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Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You


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U'n me forever..
and ever and ever!

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i'm here 4eva!

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The nicest place

in the 'world'

is right beside someone like u.

sabercool
09-19-2008, 12:13 AM
very large and nice collection