Telegram jokes...

[darani]

>A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,
>which the father receives as :
>Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

[darani]

>A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a
>telegram to his wife : "I wish you were here."
>
>The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."

[darani]

>A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to
>her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came,it was the
>last ticket.
>
>Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her
>berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached
>as:
>"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old
>lady."

[darani]

>A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he
>goes to order a birthday cake.
>The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
>
>Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you are not getting
>older you are getting better". The salesman asks "how do you want me to
>put it?" The man says,Well put "You are not getting older", at the top
>and"You are getting better" at the bottom.
>
>The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party
>watched the message decorated on the cake: "You are not getting older at
>the top,You are getting better at the bottom".