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Jasmine Surve
02-20-2008, 03:54 PM
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.


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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy..


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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.


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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.


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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.


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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.


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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.


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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.


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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.


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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.


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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.


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As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.


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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.


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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.


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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.


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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.


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If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.


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Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.


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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.


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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.


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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.


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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.


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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

kstar
02-21-2008, 04:26 PM
hi
nice

naturalelegance
02-21-2008, 08:31 PM
..:-)..good one..thankyou...

Jasmine Surve
02-22-2008, 09:27 AM
Tthanksssssssss

coolestnapster
02-25-2008, 08:23 AM
gud one

sweety4u
02-26-2008, 09:06 AM
nice signatures...........funny toooo

lalliv
02-28-2008, 11:02 AM
so practical and so true. happens to me all the time.heheh such is name life