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sejal_1912
02-13-2008, 12:46 PM
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Indian Mom....

Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl
roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help
but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this
had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while
watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't
suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."So he sat down and
wrote :
Dear Mother,
"I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar.But the fact remains that it
has been missing ever since you were here for dinner".

Love,
Kumar......

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read :

Dear Son,

"I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now".

Love,
Mom.

Lesson of the day .....
Don't Lie to Your Mother...

lalliv
02-14-2008, 10:25 AM
yeah great one cheers sejal

D_only_one
02-14-2008, 11:01 AM
lovely... and very true infact...

sejal_1912
02-14-2008, 01:41 PM
ya........thank u both dear............