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leogal
01-18-2008, 07:00 AM
I went to God's Clinic to have my routine check-up and I confirmed I was ill:

When God took my blood pressure, He saw I was low in tenderness.

When he read my temperature, the thermometer registered 40 of anxiety

He ran an electrocardiogram and found that I needed several 'love bypasses' since my arteries were blocked with loneliness and could not provide for an empty heart.

I went to orthopedics, because I could not walk by my brother's side and I could not hug my friends, since I had fractured myself when tripping with envy.

He also found I was shortsighted, since I could not see beyond the shortcomings of my brothers and sisters.

When I complained about deafness, the diagnosis was that I had stopped listening to God's voice talking to me on a daily basis.

For all of that, God gave me a free consultation thanks to his mercifulness. (did not even ask for my Insurance Card!!)

So my pledge is to, once I leave this clinic, only take the natural remedies he prescribed through his words of truth:

Every morning & before going to bed, take a full glass of gratitude

When getting to work, take one spoon of peace

Every hour, take one pill of patience, one cup of brotherhood and one glass of humility

When getting home, take one dose of love

When getting to bed, Take two tablets of clear conscience

hemasnair
01-18-2008, 09:17 AM
hihihihi.............nice one..liked the way of imagination...leogal!

leogal
01-18-2008, 01:55 PM
thank u :smt006

naturalelegance
01-19-2008, 12:26 AM
..:-D..leogal its a really nice post...