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ash2032
11-07-2007, 09:44 AM
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"

2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"

4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done
"At least not tomorrow!"

5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I
have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"

8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the
deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"

11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means
"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that
would have made hardly any difference!"

13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your
fault is"

14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the
work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."

15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"

16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"

17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

hemasnair
11-07-2007, 11:35 AM
Earth is revolving...and changes are occuring...and can see it even in our professional management fundas!!!! Hi!

ash2032
11-07-2007, 11:37 AM
Hi hema how are you doing? & how r u going to celebrate Diwali?

hemasnair
11-07-2007, 11:48 AM
Fine da- Ashutta...and say hw are you..

Thinking to celebrate Diwali with you all...how nice people you all are..... So say hw nice it would to celebrate a festival with you all....So come soon...!

Kitchen department is just waiting for ur arrival...asking me for wat...Have to make sweets yaar....Comon soon...!!!! So much works are pending...So be quick and start quick....!

Hav Nice Day Ash...

ash2032
11-07-2007, 02:13 PM
Ohh so nice thoughts u want to celebrate Diwali with us here :)

& hema just open ur door i m there see...............but one question do u have medical insurance coz if i make sweets then surely u would need that.................but in one department i can help u & thats is to eat :)

Have a great day! Happy Diwali!

shalin_99
11-07-2007, 04:30 PM
wat can i say?
u r making this category R O C K

coolestnapster
11-08-2007, 07:42 AM
hmmm kaise bolu...hmmm few r repost ....hey but chill ...chalta hai...lolz nice post