View Full Version : Wife..........Priceless !!!

11-01-2007, 08:36 AM
A man came home from work and found
his three
children outside, still in their
playing in the mud, with empty food
boxes and
wrappers strewn all around the front
The door of his wife's car was open,
as was the front door to the house and
there was no sign of the dog.

Proceedi ng into the entry, he found an
bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked
over, and the throw rug was wadded
against one wall. In the front room
the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon
channel, and the family room was
strewn with toys and various items of
< BR>In the kitchen, dishes filled the
sink, breakfast food was spilled on
the counter, the fridge door was open
wide, dog food was spilled on the
floor, a broken glass lay under the
table, and a small pile of sand was
spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs,
stepping over
toys and more piles of clothes,
looking for his wife. He was worried
she might be ill, or that something
serious had happened. He was met with
a small trickle of water as it made
its way out the bathroom door. As he
peered inside he found wet towels,
scummy soap and more toys strewn over
the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay
in a heap and toothpaste had been
smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found
his wife still curled up in the bed in
her pajamas, reading a novel. She
looked up at him, smiled, and asked
how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and
asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You
know every day when you come home from
work and you ask me what in the world
did I do today?"

"Yes, " was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do

Priceless , isn't it?

11-01-2007, 08:37 AM
repost dear
lina posted it earlier