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Jasmine Surve
10-08-2007, 10:34 AM
:smt008 NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..............


Universal Law Of Love:

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From
One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "



First Law Of Love:

" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break The Legs Of The Boy. "



Second Law Of Love:

" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The
Bank Balance. "



Third Law Of Love:

" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."
:smt008

hum selina
10-08-2007, 10:38 AM
Apne bilkul andaz badalkar likha hai jasmine.Hame bahuth acha laga...muskurana bhi sikhathe hai aap khoob...shukriya dil se.

hemasnair
10-08-2007, 12:06 PM
So nice Jasmine.